Celebrity Beauty: “To L and Back” L Word Podcast Episode 505: Lookin’ At You Kid With Zeke Smith

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Celebrity Beauty: “To L and Back” L Word Podcast Episode 505: Lookin’ At You Kid With Zeke Smith

Celebrity Beauty:

I haven’t accomplished striking all the screencaps into this post because I’m falling asleep at the wheel but I will in the morning!

Earn your homosexual brownies ready we’re going to the solid event with special customer, humorous/actor and two-time Survivor contestant Zeke Smith!!! This week, the gals meet their Lez Girls counterparts at a wild event, Alice goes viral by time out a basketball player, Shane gets her boots on Destroy of day Denbo’s sofa and her hands interior Destroy of day Denbo’s female friend, Max questions the veracity of Adele’s traveling salesman tales and we all dance on the table!

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Riese: Howdy, I’m Riese!

Carly: And I’m Carly!

Riese: And right here’s—

Riese and Carly: To L and Abet!

Carly: A podcast about The L Word

Riese: The L Word! A podcast about The L Word program snarl.

Carly: A program snarl! Adequate!

Riese: Yeah!

Carly: Adequate, that’s appropriate.

Riese: Yeah, it’s about girls folks, and one man they’re all if truth be told point out to…

Carly: Yeah…

Riese: And… one dog, a dinky dog named Sounder.

Carly: Sounder. I’m going to be calling this dog Sounder 2, going forward—

Riese: Oh trusty, Sounder 2.

Carly: On tale of right here’s the 2d Sounder.

Riese: Oh and then there’s also the one who runs the studio.

Carly: Oh Aaron, Tina’s boss.

Riese: Yeah. I mediate that sums it up…

Carly: That’s all the characters, yeah. You appropriate named all americans.

Riese: Yeah, yeah.

Carly: Successfully appropriate! extensive episode!

Riese: Huge episode! I had a terribly nice time staring at it, I loved it.

Carly: That is an genuine cope with, this episode. There’s loads occurring right here.

Riese: Yeah, no, I if truth be told if truth be told love this episode, so I’m inflamed about it

Carly: Yeah!

Riese: On the present time is a terribly thrilling day, because now we acquire a terribly thrilling customer!

Carly: We definite enact! Please welcome to the snarl, the one and only, Zeke Smith!

Zeke: Heyyyy!

Riese and Carly: Yayy!

Zeke: We’re so noteworthy love Alice Pieszecki, podcasting about lesbians!!

Riese: Yes! Excluding ours is love an audio thing?

Zeke: Yeah, so I — paunchy disclosure — it’s been a truly lengthy time since I’ve watched Season 5 of The L Word!. I appropriate watched this episode and appropriate in the recap, it introduced lend a hand so many feelings and reminiscences. And it’s also — this season used to be doubtlessly written in 2007, 2008?

Carly: Yeah.

Riese: Yeah.

Zeke: And Alice has both a podcast and a social media dating online page online. And to me, it’s no shock that in the reboot, she’s worth gazillions of dollars, because she bought on the bottom ground of two things that are mammoth now!

Carly: Yeah, for definite.

Riese: Just appropriate, precisely. Just appropriate love I did!

Zeke: Precisely!

Riese: And now I if truth be told acquire—

Carly: You’re a media tycoon, Riese!

Riese: And I if truth be told acquire…. one…. thousand dollars in the monetary institution! Saving it for a moist day, I’m inflamed about it.

Carly: Successfully it’s LA, it’s by no manner gonna rain again. Zeke, welcome to the snarl, we are so inflamed you might possibly be right here! Why don’t you affirm our listeners reasonably about yourself!

Zeke: So, I’m Zeke. I’d title myself as a author and a comedian. Nonetheless whilst you occur to can acquire any concept who I’m, which you in all likelihood don’t and that’s dazzling, it’s doubtlessly for the greater, I was on two seasons of Survivor. And I’m most successfully-acknowledged for being outed as transgender all the arrangement in which thru my 2d season of Survivior. You know, it wasn’t extensive, but hiya, I won a GLAAD award and I met my boyfriend, so…. you know.

Riese: I point out, wow.

Zeke: I point out, no longer too shabby!

Carly: Yeah that’s no longer sinister! That’s no longer sinister! Those are both extensive things to come lend a hand out of it.

Riese: That’s roughly the wonderful case narrate.

Carly: Especially the boyfriend segment — I point out the GLAAD award is candy, but I point out the boyfriend, that’s extensive.

Zeke: I point out me and the boyfriend are severe, love, we’re in escrow on a house trusty now.

Carly: What?! Congratulations!

Zeke: Thanks!

Riese: Now’s the time to take!

Zeke: We’ll be house owners! Yeah, you internet that low curiosity charge.

Riese: Yeah, now’s the time, that’s what I retain hearing.

Carly: Making extensive strikes, I love it! So, we fancy to delivery out this off when now we acquire guests on the snarl by asking the all-critical search files from: what is your L Word starting up attach legend? Where were you, what were you doing, what used to be occurring for your life whilst you occur to were first staring at this program?

Zeke: Um, yeah, so I be wide awake this very vividly. I was, I mediate I was 16 years old faculty — 15 or 16 — and I knew Irregular As Folks used to be the thing, and I was pirating Irregular As Folks, love secretly, you know, on LimeWire, underneath the covers in my mattress, and staring at it and being love, ooooo no person knows I’m unfamiliar. After which, obviously, all americans knew I was unfamiliar. And… as you can need doubtlessly ascertained, I’m a homosexual, trans guy — but I didn’t delivery that manner. On tale of dwelling in Oklahoma in the early aughts, the first off ramp towards masculinity used to be lesbian, because that’s the attach cargo shorts and short hair and football jerseys resided.

Carly: Completely.

Zeke: There were no trans guys in the media.

Carly: Yeah

Zeke: Max used to be obviously our first television personality and… oof. I if truth be told acquire feelings about that and the arrangement in which he conducted a role in my transition and my community. Nonetheless yeah, so I heard, you know, I was love (deep screech) “Yeah, I’m a giant dyke, rawr!” And I heard—

Carly: : Did you enact that screech?! On tale of that’s convincing!

Zeke: Yeah! That you just might mediate that of us would be love, possibly you’re extra male-identified than female-identified? Nonetheless we didn’t know, there wasn’t adequate representation, hashtag representation matters—

Carly: Precisely.

Zeke: So yeah, I requested my, you know, because for The L Word, I was love, ugh, I’m gonna are searching to discover it the 2d it comes out, I don’t are searching to lend a hand to pirate it, you know, weeks later.

Riese: Just appropriate.

Zeke: So I requested my of us, you know, for my birthday or Christmas, I need Showtime.

Riese: Had been you love, “I love Californication. I appropriate are searching to take hold of up on it…”

Zeke: Yeah, I was love, “yeahhhh, it’s appropriate for the expanded film yelp material, yeah.” And my of us were very inquisitive about my lecturers and entering a appropriate college, so they were love, no no no, since extra television is a distraction, right here’s the thing: whilst you occur to internet a 1600 for your SAT, then we are able to internet you Showtime.

Carly: Oh my god!

Zeke: So bet who studied all summer season and bought a 1600 on his SAT?!

Carly: Whoa!! That’s incredible!

Riese: Oh god! Holy shit!

Zeke: And I bought my Showtime and I bought to discover my L Word, and I bought to discover and drool and TiVo that shit, and rewatch, and ugh, it used to be appropriate, you know? On tale of I lived in, you know, a extremely tiny community in central Oklahoma, I didn’t acquire any other unfamiliar of us around me, so this bought to be my unfamiliar world, and the future I imagined for myself, for what I concept it used to be going to be salvage to be a unfamiliar person in a plan the attach of us might possibly be unfamiliar. After which, you know, obviously it’s no longer… the authenticity of the The L Word is running at about 3%…

Carly: Yeah

Riese: Yeah, uh huh. I smooth can’t factor in that you just purchase a 1600 for your SAT, initially, but in addition that you just doubtlessly did that so that you just might possibly discover The L Word.

Carly: That is unheard of.

Zeke: Yeah…

Riese: Delight in, I don’t know, that will possibly also be our most effective effort legend that we’ve gotten up to now.

Carly: Indubitably most effective effort legend. That’s incredible.

Riese: Most effort build in to getting internet admission to to The L Word, love, you aced the fucking SAT.

Carly: Jesus.

Zeke: Yeah. I point out, I if truth be told desired to discover some hot bare girls folks internet at it!

Carly: It’s fully, it’s a appropriate cause! It’s a mighty cause, getting Showtime.

Zeke: I point on the market are worse reasons to acquire out about for the SAT, trusty?

Carly: Precisely!

Riese: Yeah, there are! So that you just were in highschool when it used to be starting up?

Zeke: Yeah, so I was in highschool I mediate for the first two seasons, possibly? Then I went to university, thinking, alright, I’m gonna fling to university and be with all the alternative dykes, and we are gonna fling to the girls folks’s center and discover The L Word on Sundays. and that’s what we did!

Riese: And that’s precisely what took plan!

Zeke: Yeah! And we watched it at the Girls folks’s Middle on Sundays! And in addition you know, it used to be a hairy armpit festival. And of us would fling and hook up in the broom closet and what acquire you ever.

Carly: That is love legendary. I love this.

Zeke: I point out it used to be loads of relaxing and it felt so extensive to acquire community — which made it so traumatic when, because trusty when I bought to campus, you know, because I by no manner met any other lesbians, I didn’t know that that’s what I was, because I appropriate defined it myself. And that’s the one timeframe I had internet admission to to. Nonetheless then I met other lesbians in college in Boston, and they were love, “Oh are you trans?” And that used to be the first time I had encountered that concept, or anything, and it took a few years to hold of wrap my head around the truth that I was trans.

Riese: Mhmm

Zeke: And one of the reasons that it took me 2 years, I mediate, to lastly yell myself as trans is that you just know, as Max used to be transitioning on The L Word, while I was in college, and I noticed how all the L Word gang, who I incessantly identified with — you know, Alice and Shane and all that jazz — I noticed how they reacted to Max and I was love, ohh, I’m gonna transition and I’m gonna be shunned from this community that I’ve longed for for 18 years, I’m gonna lose my community if I transition.

Riese: Mhmm

Zeke: And in addition you know, I did, to a giant level, lose that community of these that watched The L Word on Sundays, because their first skills with a transgender man used to be Max, and they were following Alice and Jenny and the alternative of us, trusty?

Carly: Yep!

Zeke: That’s how they were being taught to react, you know?

Carly: Oh man…

Zeke: Yeah. Other folks don’t — now, I mediate of us are starting up to stare all the TERF-iness that’s coming out of the UK and they’re working out that there is a left-flit opposition to trans of us, but most of us don’t realize that. You know, the wonderful hurdles that I faced with friendship and acceptance in college were from of us that were feminists, or of us that were gorgeous contemplating the LGB movement and didn’t need the T to be half of. And now, of us peer it in the UK and realize why it exists right here. Nonetheless it exists so noteworthy much less in the US than it aged to.

Riese: Mhmm. Yeah, it’s smooth shapely solid right here, though.

Carly: Yeah… heavy exhale.

Riese: Nonetheless yeah, I point out, that speaks to — I point out we obviously acquire talked loads about Max’s storyline on this podcast—

Carly: Ohhh yeah.

Riese: On tale of it’s appropriate if truth be told noteworthy what a sinister job they did!

Carly: Yeah!

Zeke: Yeah, yeah, it’s far. Delight in if truth be told there don’t seem to be any stereotypes about trans guys. Delight in one of the programs in which I talk about how there is this sort of lack of representation of trans men is that we don’t acquire our have faith slur.

Carly: Oh my god…

Zeke: Delight in no person has taken the time to come lend a hand up namely with one thing derogatory towards us… but to the extent that there are detrimental stereotypes about trans men, The L Word hits all of them.

Carly: Yep! Every single one!

Riese: Every single one!

Carly: They examine each and every field, they really enact.

Riese: Uh huh.

Zeke: I’m gonna — I know we’re no longer alleged to lag unless the stop, but I’m gonna lag trusty now.

Carly: Manufacture it!

Zeke: So I’m in the documentary Disclosure: Trans Lives on Show cover.

Carly: Yayyy!

Riese: Yay! It’s appropriate so so appropriate!

Carly: Sooo appropriate! Which now we acquire also talked about reasonably a bit on this podcast, attributable to how noteworthy we fancy it.

Zeke: Oh superior! Successfully whilst you occur to haven’t gotten the memo, discover it and affirm all americans you learn about it. So segment of my homework is I knew I was going to chat about The L Word, then I also used to be requested to enact my homework on Coach Beiste in Glee.

Riese: Yeah, that used to be…

Zeke: Yeah, but what’s so attention-grabbing is, you know, I’m definite if we paced thru all the Max stuff in The L Word—

Riese: Yeah

Zeke: To take up, then I watched the episodes of Glee with Coach Beiste, which I didn’t discover, I wasn’t a deep watcher of Glee.

Carly: Yeah…

Zeke: And it’s love they watched The L Word, and they determined to no longer examine with any staunch trans guys….

Riese: Oh no…

Zeke: And appropriate mapped all the same, love, testosterone rage, and every little thing…

Carly: Wowww, I didn’t discover these episodes — I watched early Glee and then roughly fell off, love, I’m no longer the audience for this snarl, I’m too old faculty. Nonetheless love, I in fact didn’t tag that that’s what took plan with the personality unless I noticed that segment in Disclosure, and I was love, wait, what?

Riese: Oh if truth be told?

Carly: I appropriate fully stopped being attentive to Glee, then I noticed that and used to be love, “Whoa!” And to appropriate know that they appropriate retreaded all the inform associated sinister decisions that The L Word made an extended time prior is so disappointing.

Riese: And with this cis lesbian actress playing the segment. Nonetheless yeah, I recapped Glee, so I had to discover all that. And in fact, it felt love they desired to acquire a trans guy, love they desired to take a examine that field and boom they had accomplished that. It didn’t feel love they had any curiosity in no doubt telling a trans legend, they appropriate desired to be a snarl that had a trans personality, a trans man personality. That’s the arrangement in which it felt.

Carly: Yeah, yeah.

Riese: And so they did a terribly sinister job!

Carly: Womp womp.

Zeke: Nonetheless I will boom this, as icky as I felt about — and continue to feel — about Max, my boyfriend bought invited to fling to the premier of the recent L Word on love, a Tuesday night. He used to be so no longer into it, and I was love, “no motherfucker, we are going. This snarl conducted a pivotal role in my life and we are striking on our pants and we are going!”

Carly: Yep! That used to be a relaxing event! That premiere used to be no doubt shapely relaxing. I had a appropriate time.

Zeke: Yeah it used to be appropriate — we didn’t stop up going to the afterparty, but, you know, I’m tight with Leo Sheng and Brian Michael Smith and I desired to succor them.

Carly: Yeah!

Riese: Yeah!

Carly: Yeah, we fancy Leo and Brian.

Zeke: And it used to be chilly that Dana used to be there, and all americans cheered!

Riese: Yeah!

Carly: That used to be — certain — there used to be trusty applause when of us realized that she used to be there.

Riese: She’s appropriate incessantly around, you know?

Carly: She’s appropriate lurking.

Riese: Ilene Chaiken wakes up day after day and is love, “Oh, I messed up with that.”

Carly: Yeah!

Riese: Did you can need any favourite characters whilst you occur to were staring at it?

Zeke: Ooh……. successfully….. I point out, right here’s the thing. For me….. the final……

Riese: Which transphobe did you love the wonderful?

Carly: Seriously!

Riese: Which one if truth be told spoke to you?

Zeke: For me, you might possibly date it to pre-Max. So earlier than Max transitioned, I feel love, Carmen and Shane fucking in the DJ sales field is possibly my favourite L Word personality.

Riese: My favourite track, “Carmen and Shane Fucking” by EZ Lady.

Carly: Which is the ranking to that scene.

Riese: Uh huh

Carly: Um, I love that that will possibly be a personality, excellent, I fully internet it. Is wise.

Zeke: Yeah, and… I, you know, I loved Jane Lynch’s personality, the giant brassy attorney girl.

Riese: Yeah, she’s droll.

Zeke: And I if truth be told wrote in my notes for this episode, “I forgot she used to be a personality” but Destroy of day Denbo is possibly my favourite personality title.

Riese: This sort of appropriate villain!

Carly: Destroy of day Denbo and her lover Cindi. They’ve some if truth be told extensive stuff increasing in this episode. I love them so noteworthy, they are basically the most ridiculous, and the legend at the lend a hand of it’s far even Greater.

Zeke: I know my favourite — I know any individual who used to be very no longer transphobic and if truth be told supportive of Max – Alan Cumming, Billie Blaikie or no topic!

Carly: Yes! Yes!

Zeke: On tale of when I was 12 years old faculty, I noticed Alan Cumming in Cabaret on Broadway, and I mark that night as my sexual awakening.

Riese: Yeah, I fucking love that snarl.

Zeke: Delight in I felt things that I by no manner felt earlier than and didn’t tag it.

Carly: Unbelievable

Zeke: After which to stare him being so into getting fucked by a trans guy, smooth, I’m love, ugh, Alan Cumming, sooner or later, you and I….

Carly: Ugh, god. we fancy Alan Cumming so noteworthy!

Riese: Woo!

Carly: Alright. On the present time’s episode is 505, it’s known as, “Lookin’ At You, Kid” and it used to be written and directed by Angela Robinson, who we love.

Riese: Yay!

Carly: She’s incredible, we fancy her so noteworthy. And it in the origin aired February 3, 2008.

Riese: Wow.

Zeke: Yeah.

Riese: Which manner we doubtlessly watched it together.

Carly: Yeah, we doubtlessly did. Can acquire to smooth we internet into it?

Riese: Yeah, let’s enact it!

Zeke: Let’s enact it!

Carly: Let’s internet into it!

Riese: It’s the table learn!

Carly: Very thrilling. It’s the table discovering out for the movie and all the solid of weirdly named, no longer precisely the solid of The L Word is gathered — it’s basically the most meta thing that will possibly occur. They fling around the table and they introduce themselves, so right here’s also our time the attach we internet to stare who has been solid to play each and every of our beloved characters.

Zeke: And we peer that, even in lesbian legend world, the attach there might possibly be two rival lesbian bars, and there don’t seem to be any lesbian bars in Los Angeles, but there are two in this.

Carly: There are two!

Zeke: And now we acquire a lesbian girl who wrote and is directing the script, and a bisexual girl who is govt producing, and smooth in that context they take to solid mostly straight of us and whitewash the hell out of the solid.

Carly: Yep! They definite did!

Riese: And no longer appropriate — Shane is extremely, you know, she’s farthest on the masculine scale of the lesbians of The L Word, but no longer that far by manner of the enviornment at mountainous or no topic—

Zeke: Definite, definite

Riese: For Shaun, they solid appropriate love, any other white skinny femme lesbian!

Carly: Just appropriate love, a girl?

Riese: So Equipment, conducted by Cat, is smooth shaded, but they made Bette white.

Carly: Yeah…

Zeke: Yes, which we contend with later in the episode

Carly: Yeah

Zeke: Nonetheless it’s also love — why? Why did you take hold of to—

Riese: Why?!

Zeke: Delight in you’re no longer even making an are trying to fictionalize the names or anything!

Carly: No!

Zeke: So it’s very constructive who is alleged to be who, and why no longer solid a girl of color?

Riese: Just appropriate!

Carly: Successfully that will possibly be a giant search files from!

Riese: Yeah, why no longer?

Carly: And in addition, Tina, who is in love with Bette, is the producer of the film!

Riese: Yeah, she used to be in the room making these decisions!

Zeke: And might possibly be the mum of Bette’s child!

Riese: Yes! There are two other — I appropriate salvage to show cover about this solid — one is that Patricia Velasquez is playing Begoña, who is playing “the predator,” Marina — and she or he is homosexual.

Celebrity Beauty: Actress at a table reading for Lez Girls saying

Carly: Yes. She came out—

Riese: Nonetheless she came out about a years ago, yeah, but she used to be love secretly dating Sandra Bernhard for a bunch of years, which is attention-grabbing.

Carly: That’s attention-grabbing

Riese: And she wrote a e book. And the thing extra is that the girl who performs Alice, for some motive, looks to be like love she might possibly additionally fair smooth acquire a backwards hat and be in The Sandlot and be love, “I are searching to play with the boys!” And I was love, right here’s a terribly badly solid.

Carly: That is unsightly casting.

Zeke: And again, right here’s the first I’m staring at The L Word in a extremely very lengthy time. And we begin by panning all over the table, and the very closing person it lands on is, “I’m Jennifer Schecter, the author and director…” and I was appropriate love, ugh, barf.

Carly: Yeah, gorgeous barf.

Zeke: Delight in I had this sort of visceral reaction.

Riese: She used to be… she almost appeared earnest at the stop — love she used to be earnestly feeling appropriate about it.

Carly: Yeah, I point out, possibly. I mediate she’s appropriate earnestly feeling appropriate about herself, if truth be told, greater than anything.

Riese: Yeah

Carly: All of these of us—

Riese: Up to now, this movie sucks.

Carly: All these of us appear fully insufferable, yeah.

Riese: Yeah, the dude sucks. “Fortunately representing the dudes!”

Carly: Oh god, that guy.

Riese: After which, Nikki with her shades, I’m love, what took plan? Did she appropriate, what took plan that day?

Nikki: Don’t mediate I’m a bitch because I’m wearing my shades interior, I appropriate bought my pupils dilated, which is queer. Nonetheless, um, anyway, I’m no longer being queer, I appropriate acquire to attach on them.

Carly: So queer. I love how she didn’t appropriate boom, “I went to the peer doctor” or one thing.

Riese: Yeah, she’s love, “I’m no longer a snob…” The rumor is that Nikki used to be semi-in accordance to Lindsay Lohan.

Zeke: Oh! I’m able to peer that, that is wise.

Riese: I don’t know if it’s ethical or no longer, but I appropriate said it on a podcast so it’s ethical now.

Carly: That fully is wise, yeah.

Zeke: Yeah

Carly: I peer that, I peer it, I for definite peer it.

Zeke: Nonetheless then after the table learn, we internet to “Talking, laughing, loving, breathing, combating, fucking, farting, burping.”

Riese: How enact you might possibly be feeling about the theme track?

Carly: Manufacture you love this theme track so noteworthy?

Zeke: I enact! I point out, it’s love a loathe-love hold of thing.

Carly: Yeah.

Zeke: Nonetheless I be wide awake the first time I noticed the recent theme track, since it’s varied than they did the first season, and I was so embarrassed, but in a technique that I had sexual feelings I was alarmed to confess, you know? It used to be so, love, daring and ballsy and dykey, and I mediate it made me feel very alarmed, but now in a technique that I very noteworthy love.

Riese: I was appropriate love, “ugh.”

Zeke: I was unhappy when I watched Abilities Q and they had an completely recent theme track.

Riese: I know!

Zeke: I was love, I mediate you might possibly additionally fair smooth acquire appropriate stuck with the old fashioned one.

Riese: I wished them to acquire a brand recent track but in addition if truth be told sinister, love I wished them to acquire a brand recent if truth be told sinister track that all americans hated.

Carly: Delight in sinister in a special manner.

Zeke: I point out it wasn’t extensive, nonetheless it wasn’t traditional L Word sinister.

Riese: Just appropriate, that’s ethical. So… then we crop again to The Planet, the attach Bette and Tina fling into one any other, and it’s roughly awkward, and they ought to chat but they haven’t talked. So no topic sharing an trusty human child, they apparently haven’t spoken rapidly.

Carly: Yeah, Bette claims Tina’s been avoiding her, and she or he desires to chat, and they appropriate can’t internet their schedules to line up, you know?

Zeke: They appropriate can’t internet in sync!

Riese: They’re appropriate both so busy!

Carly: They’ll’t! They’ll’t enact it.

Riese: They’ll’t! Why can’t they enact it tomorrow night, Carly?

Carly: Successfully they might be able to’t enact it tomorrow night, because we internet some extensive exposition about how there’s going to be a event. Jenny is throwing a event for the solid of Lez Girls and we don’t know this yet, but in addition the solid of The L Word has been invited to the event.

Riese: Yes! it’s a double solid event.

Carly: It’s a doppelgänger pot brownie event, which sounds love a appropriate theme for a event.

Riese: Yeah, so — and right here’s a recurring theme on The L Word, first or 2d scene, it’s a ought to to instruct—

Carly: —no topic event goes on in the episode. There’s incessantly, love, a event.

Zeke: It’s love an episode of Accurate Housewives.

Carly: Yeah, normally! It in fact is a similar formulation of Housewives or Gossip Lady. Every episode of Gossip Lady, there used to be incessantly, love, a ball or some hold of event.

Riese: Yeah, The OC used to be love that too.

Carly: Yeah. It’s extensive, I for my half love it. So then we fling to Alice’s.

Riese: Alice thinks Parker Posey might possibly additionally fair smooth acquire conducted her, and I don’t disagree.

Zeke: Yeah, that’s a appropriate self-casting.

Celebrity Beauty: Alice watching television on her couch

Carly: I also concept that used to be a appropriate self-casting. Alice goes on about this solid event, and I appropriate if truth be told feel love Tasha has manner Greater things to enact and she or he says—

Zeke: Yeah, she’s in the center of combating a discharge, trusty?

Riese: Yeah!

Carly: She says she has a technique session with Captain Beech who, by the manner, I appropriate realized, performs — the actor who performs Captain Beech performs Patrick’s dad on Schitt’s Creek, which I fully didn’t tag.

Riese: Oh yeah!

Carly: He’s Patrick’s dad on Schitt’s Creek, which I love.

Riese: I watched that the day earlier than at present time! So Tasha’s wearing a homosexual tank top and she or he’s gonna build on it to her strategy meeting, so, I don’t learn about that. And Darrel Bruer Basketball Popularity—

Carly: Basketball game, Darrel Bruer…

Riese: Yeah, Darrel Basketball Sport Bruer. he — there’s a man in the NBA, he came out, and Darrel Bruer, he doesn’t prefer it.

Zeke: John Amaechi. He no doubt spoke at my college, I went and noticed him talk—

Riese: Oh wait, it used to be an genuine person?

Carly: I be wide awake when he came out.

Zeke: John Amaechi is the inform — yeah, he used to be the first homosexual guy to come lend a hand out in a single of the most critical sports leagues in the US. though he himself is British.

Carly: Oh, I didn’t know he used to be British.

Riese: Huh.

Carly: So, the announcement is made on our favourite news channel, News Are dwelling.

Riese: Yeah, News Are dwelling.

Carly: And it’s Darrel Bruer being interviewed after a game announcing loads of if truth be told shitty homophobic things about John Amaechi, and Alice is outraged. Oh is she outraged.

Riese: And so is Tasha. Tasha is extremely inflamed also.

Zeke: Yes. You know what is so attention-grabbing to me is, love, loads of The L Word holds up appropriate since it’s L Word trash, and so it’s appropriate universally appropriate. Nonetheless then, you internet these timestamps of the attach we were in the homosexual rights movement—

Carly: Yeah!

Zeke: And we’re love, oh my god, be wide awake when of us cared if homosexual of us were in sports lorckerrooms? Now we appropriate care about trans of us in locker rooms. We don’t care about the gays!

Riese: We’ve moved on to greater and Greater things.

Carly: Yeah. Now we appropriate care about trans of us in bogs. We don’t care about basketball gamers.

Zeke: I know, what a quaint dinky battle, that used to be.

Carly: What reasonably outing down memory lane.

Riese: Tasha’s love, I wish we would out his hypocritical ass. but she’s obviously, I mediate, talking on the full, no longer as in, I literally wish we would enact that, she’s appropriate roughly expressing her frustration.

Carly: Who amongst us has no longer said things out loud, love, “I wish this!” or, “I are searching to execute this person!”

Riese: Precisely.

Carly: I point out, in the privacy of our have faith homes, who provides a shit.

Riese: Within the privacy of our have faith homes, yeah.

Zeke: Precisely.

Carly: Unfortunately, Alice doesn’t learn about that thing.

Riese: Yeah, so we’ll internet lend a hand to that in a minute.

Carly: Yeah, build a pin in that.

Riese: First we’re going to fling to SheBar, which has a extremely sinister dressmaker. I don’t love their tag, and I don’t love their structure.

Carly: All the pieces about it’s far sinister. Moreover, it’s daylight, and they’re begin?

Riese: It’s daylight.

Carly: Place apart a question to mark?

Zeke: They aren’t alleged to be, they’re no longer alleged to be infringing on the coffee territory!

Carly: Nope, they namely said they’d no longer be infringing upon the coffee territory in the closing episode!

Zeke: And now they acquire got a coffee power-thru.

Carly: Which used to be Equipment’s concept! And a giant concept, might possibly I add. A critical, extensive concept.

Riese: A “grande” concept, whilst you occur to will.

(all americans dies laughing and has to come lend a hand lend a hand from the ineffective)

Carly: Ohhh! Equipment Porter invented coffee shop power-throughs.

Riese: That’s ethical. And yeah, they’re packed. They’re bustling.

Carly: It looks love, in this universe, homosexual of us don’t fling to Starbucks, they simply fling to those two coffee stores.

Riese: Just appropriate. And that’s…

Carly: Which is unheard of.

Riese: Yeah. I mediate we would.

Zeke: I know, in Abilities Q, we’re in Silver Lake, Los Feliz. Nonetheless in the usual L Word, will we all know what neighborhood we’re alleged to be in?

Riese: We’re in West Hollywood. We’re very noteworthy in West Hollywood. Delight in Bette and Tina’s house, and I bet Shenny’s house, is technically love two blocks away from me, I mediate. 3 or 4 blocks away from me. I reside in West Hollywood.

Carly: Riese is extremely noteworthy in West Hollywood.

Riese: And The Planet is in accordance to—

Carly: Urth Cafe

Riese: Urth Cafe.

Zeke: Oh, love down on Melrose?

Riese: Yeah.

Zeke: That’s love no longer unfamiliar territory at all, that’s love bougie Beverly Hills territory.

Carly: Precisely.

Riese: Yeah…

Carly: So that doesn’t if truth be told invent sense, but—

Zeke: I’m discovering out so noteworthy about the history of The L Word at present time!

Carly: We’re if truth be told a tutorial podcast.

Riese: (Singing) I know manner too noteworthy about this snarl. So Shane’s appropriate cruising, appropriate cruising around, pulls up in her Jeep.

Carly: She’s cruising in her Jeep.

Riese: Pulls up in her Jeep. Cindi’s wearing reasonably denim romper. I mediate it’s heavenly.

Carly: It’s shapely heavenly.

Zeke: Mhmm.

Riese: After which Cindi leans over and names each and every pastry to ever exist.

Cindi: Plus now we acquire so many other delicacies to supply.

Shane: In truth?

Cindi: In truth.

Shane: Delight in what?

Cindi: Tarts, pie, truffles…

Shane: Mhmmm…

Cindi: Lady fingers… I might possibly fling on.

Carly: And love, I internet that she’s flirting, but staring at this earlier at present time, I hadn’t had lunch yet, so I was appropriate love, oh my god, I appropriate need pastries.

Riese: Yeah. At closing she gets to girl fingers.

Carly: That took it too far. That used to be ridiculous.

Celebrity Beauty: Lover Cindi talks about pastries while leaning into Shane's car window

Riese: I’m love, eclairs used to be adequate. you might possibly additionally fair smooth acquire stopped at donuts, adequate? Goddammit. She did now not mention pear polenta tart, though, so The Planet smooth has that.

Carly: That’s appropriate.

Riese: It’s copyrighted to their title.

Carly: That’s because they haven’t been to The Planet yet. Once Destroy of day Denbo goes to The Planet, she’s gonna learn about the pear polenta tart that prices 8 million dollars, and she or he’s gonna invent her have faith and she or he’s gonna acquire it designate 7 million dollars.

Riese: Yeah.

Carly: Just appropriate reasonably undercutting The Planet, and she or he’s gonna take all their tart industry.

Riese: And she or he’s gonna delivery filming a podcast in her bar… restaurant.

Carly: I stream over the appropriate old faculty days when bars were only begin at night and coffee stores were separate buildings.

Riese: So Cindi invitations Shane over in the afternoon.

Carly: Cramped afternoon pleasure? Anybody?

Riese: Cramped afternoon pleasure, whilst you occur to will. So yeah, Shane’s gonna enact that, she’s into it. She’s positively assuming that Destroy of day might possibly be contemplating the invite.

Carly: Yes. And Shane has fully thrown her newfound celibacy in the trash. That’s long gone. That lasted for—

Riese: Yeah, that’s over.

Carly: 5 days?

Riese: Her mind is muddled now. She’s by no manner going to stare Shay again!

Carly: She’ll by no manner be ready to wise her closet and throw out her lowrise denims.

Riese: She’s cancelling her gymnasium membership. She’s throwing the denims lend a hand into the closet.

Carly: She’s love, I’m right here to assassinate my gymnasium membership, and they’re love, you signed the year contract. And she or he’s love, I’ll set this plan on fire love I did to WAX.

Riese: Yeah. Then we crop again to, I bet love, the clothes closet?

Carly: Adequate, this used to be gorgeous complex.

Riese: Stroll-in closet?

Carly: It felt love it used to be alleged to be a dresser fitting for the movie, but love, the costume dressmaker for the film wasn’t there? Delight in it used to be appropriate Jenny, Nikki, and Adele? So it used to be very queer, but no topic.

Riese: Nikki’s normally giving her complete romantic history.

Zeke: My favourite used to be the deep crop again literary reference that no-one with out a Master’s level in unfamiliar English literature would realize.

Riese: Yeah. Jenny gets staunch into it.

Carly: Yeah, yeah.

Riese: My favourite used to be—

Nikki: Jimmy used to be a boy, you know, no longer a b-o-y boy but a b-o-i boi.

Celebrity Beauty: Nikki trying on a black dress in a room filled with costumes, looking in the mirror

Zeke: Yeah, that used to be love, we’re attending to very traditional Jenny Schecter things, we’re getting the deep-crop again literary reference, and we’re getting some informal hostility to trans masculine of us.

Carly: Yep!

Riese: It’s an genuine one-two punch.

Carly: It’s the Jenny manner.

Riese: It’s the Jenny manner.

Zeke: Classic Jenny.

Riese: So Jenny explains the Zvengali to her, and tries to internet Nikki to be extra midwestern, and likewise says—

Jenny: Don’t hear to her, she wears mother denims with camel toe.

Riese: Which, by the manner, is chilly now.

Carly: Yep, that’s ethical.

Zeke: Vogue of the future.

Riese: Yeah, she used to be sooner than her time, Adele.

Carly: Yeah, she if truth be told used to be. Accurate trendsetter, that Adele.

Riese: Sneaky dinky Adele. And Jenny’s roughly bored, but roughly charmed. Roughly, it’s traumatic to affirm.

Carly: Yeah, and she or he’s roughly flirting with Nikki, and roughly doesn’t care, and is love, “What’s occurring, oooh.”

Riese: Nikki positively has the charisma who assumes all americans desires to acquire intercourse with her always.

Carly: For definite.

Riese: And attributable to this truth also desires to listen to to all her tales.

Carly: Yeah, and none of them were attention-grabbing.

Riese: Yeah. After which we fling to Shenny’s…

Carly: We fling to Shenny’s, the attach Shane is whipping up a batch of pot brownies.

Riese: I if truth be told acquire loads of questions on this scene.

Zeke: Which I’m love, wasn’t — weren’t there ethical pot stores right here in La that time?

Riese: No…

Carly: No, no longer yet.

Zeke: No longer yet? Oh.

[editor’s note: actually there were legal pot stores in CA for medicinal marijuna already]

Riese: I point out, we’ll internet into the later segment of the scene, but at the very starting up segment of the scene, the attach Adele is accessible in and says she used to be gonna fling and take hold of up cakes, and Shane is love, no you don’t acquire to, I’m making weed brownies.

Zeke: Yeah, take hold of up cakes from Candy Lady Jane.

Riese: I feel love they might additionally fair smooth acquire a non-weed possibility….

Zeke: Yeah, because cakes from Candy Lady Jane are very varied from pot brownies.

Riese: Possibilities are you’ll possibly’t appropriate acquire pot brownies as your only pastry. I point out, Cindi appropriate desires to acquire 20 of them.

Zeke: Just appropriate, because then you definately be pleased too many pot brownies.

Carly: Just appropriate, and what about the of us that don’t are searching to consume pot brownies? I point out I don’t know who these of us are, but I’m definite they exist.

Zeke: Yeah.

Carly: I recall…

Zeke: Successfully you don’t know the dosage, you might possibly be searching to be very cautious, trusty?

Carly: That is extremely ethical!

Zeke: We don’t know what else, there might possibly be Fentanyl in there, you don’t know.

Carly: That’s no longer appropriate.

Riese: I had pot brownies at a Thanksgiving as soon as. I made them, and by 3 o’clock, four of us were asleep in my place of job. So Adele says that she grew up shut to a pot farm, and Max is love, “In truth? I concept you said that your dad used to be a traveling salesman?” Which, initially, what? A traveling salesman? She if truth be told said her dad used to be a traveling salesman? Is that this, love, 1956? He sold vacuum cleaners and toothpicks door to door?

Carly: Wait, snappily stop, Robin’s dad no doubt used to be a salesman that travelled around.

Riese: In truth? What did he sell? Toothbrushes?

Carly: I don’t be wide awake.

Riese: Bibles?

Carly: I don’t mediate it used to be Bibles.

Celebrity Beauty: Max eyes Adele suspiciously

Riese: So then Alice shows up and they’re love, talking about Adele, love “Manufacture you love Adele?”

Carly: Alice and Shane mediate that Adele is heavenly.

Riese: Yeah, the answer to “Manufacture you love Adele?” used to be, “Oh, I mediate she’s shapely hot,” love, no person requested whilst you occur to love how Adele looks to be like, right here’s a TV snarl, all americans’s hot. Manufacture you love Adele as an particular person?

Carly: Just appropriate, you’re all actors. Nonetheless they don’t if truth be told know her completely, but Max is in paunchy inspector gadget mode.

Riese: Just appropriate. As he desires to be, because he’s trusty.

Carly: He is de facto trusty.

Riese: And he’s love, “She’s no longer if truth be told who she pretends to be.” After which!!!! Alice says, “You’re one to chat.”

Zeke: Ughhhhh!

Carly: Ughhhhh!

Zeke: She’s appropriate so point out to him! I’m love, why acquire him in this scene. love he’s only in this scene to be the butt of the joke, trusty?

Carly: Yeah.

Zeke: Delight in that’s the one motive, and I’m love, why don’t you appropriate write him off, no person cherished him at the time.

Riese: Let him fling!

Carly: Let him fling!

Riese: Let him be free!

Zeke: Yeah, he’s appropriate there to be a punching collect. You know — stare — in a queer manner, The L Word captures the authenticity of the trans skills, but no longer because they intend to. Just appropriate love the assumption that a trans guy would loiter around these of us that are appropriate so point out to him.

Carly: So shitty.

Zeke: All of the time.

Riese: So point out.

Zeke: And he doesn’t feel love he can leave. That’s ethical. And I, you know, it’s a motive loads of trans of us internet stuck in loads of poisonous relationships, both romantic and appropriate platonic relationships. It used to be appropriate, it used to be if truth be told traumatic and cringey to discover. I was love, ugh, Max, internet some self admire and internet the fuck out of there. Delight in, Max, fling.

Riese: Yeah. On tale of he roughly appropriate shrugs, you know.

Zeke: Yeah, he appropriate shrugs it off.

Riese: He’s love, yeah, appropriate point.

Zeke: After which Alice is love, I want a prefer. And he’s love, k!

Riese: Just appropriate, trusty! Yeah!

Carly: Yeah, because he’s her employee, and she or he’s the worst boss to him! She’s so adversarial to him, in particular this season, when he’s fully working for her paunchy-time.

Riese: Yeah. Awful.

Carly: Insane.

Riese: So, after that, now we’re all in a sinister temper, and Alice goes to her — successfully I don’t know — Max’s edit bay, or no topic.

Carly: Who knows the attach they are. Nonetheless Alice has a critical challenge.

Riese: A most critical challenge.

Zeke: A most critical challenge. She desires to upload a video to YouTube.

Carly: I need you to internet admission to the FTP and hack into the mainframe. and internet this podcast video accessible.

Celebrity Beauty: Computer screen showing the video Alice is going to post on OurChart

Riese: Yeah. They’re gonna out Darrel Bruer the disclose of photography that Alice took at a event, for which she signed an NDA and the attach all americans used to be alleged to take hold of it a secret who used to be at the event. Nonetheless Alice filmed the event, and now she desires to attach it on the cyber web.

Carly: I’d also appropriate salvage to bid that she shot that while she used to be dancing with Tasha on a uncomfortable dance ground on a flip phone. That pictures that she shot—

Zeke: A Motorolla Razr.

Carly: Delight in, come on. That pictures that’s in the video is alleged to stare sinister, nonetheless it’s a thousand times — love what she shot it on her flip phone used to be doubtlessly no longer usable.

Riese: No.

Carly: Once I mediate about the perspective of which she used to be defending it, and the arrangement in which shitty cell phone videos were in 2007 and 2008… but, no topic Alice.

Zeke: That used to be positively early iPhone pictures, but iPhone wasn’t out then.

Carly: Definite wasn’t.

Riese: No it wasn’t. So when she’s staring at it, and staring at Darrel Bruer’s — the statements he made about homosexual of us, she’s appropriate a hundred p.c on board. She’s a hundred p.c, no search files from, thinks she’s doing the trusty thing.

Carly: She has zero doubt in her mind that she’s—

Riese: Zero doubt.

Carly: —in any manner ethically being a monster person.

Riese: And I’m love, what the fuck are you doing? I’m love, certain right here’s a sinister guy or no topic, but love—

Zeke: Successfully, as any individual who has been publicly outed…

Riese: Yeah, what used to be your take on this?

Zeke: Successfully, I feel love the principles for time out are: you don’t out other unfamiliar of us that are no longer there of their direction of, the exception being politicians and other public figures who disclose their platform to damage the movement.

Riese: Yeah.

Zeke: Delight in, I feel love that is the one very constructive successfully-defined exception, and that dude fell throughout the exception, you know? And… yeah. Then it’s dazzling to out him.

Carly: I point out… he’s a hypocrite, you know?

Riese: Yeah, he’s a hypocrite. Nonetheless I feel love she signed an NDA at that event…

Carly: She is de facto opening herself up to an trusty lawsuit by doing that.

Zeke: Whether that’s a pleasing ethical decision is a special search files from, than the ethics of her switch.

Carly: For definite, for definite.

Riese: Yeah. I mediate the thing extra is that the attach Tasha is trusty now in her direction of of her case, and the truth that her being viewed with Alice is a giant segment of their case towards Tasha, that this doubtlessly wasn’t a giant switch…

Carly: Perchance she shouldn’t blueprint that noteworthy consideration to herself, possibly, trusty now, by posting this as love — and it’s no longer love Alice made a thing and anonymously build it on the cyber web the attach there used to be no manner to tag it lend a hand to her. She build her face and title in it. She’s on camera.

Zeke: Yeah she did some very pleasing branding…

Carly: Perfect branding.

Zeke: That’s why she’s going to one way or the other internet a chat snarl ten years sooner or later!

Carly: That’s a terribly appropriate point!

Riese: Yeah, you’re trusty!

Carly: Yeah. She is pleasing. She is savvy, I will give her that.

Riese: She is savvy, that’s ethical.

Carly: I wish that she possibly had reasonably little bit of reservation or concept to be it, but no topic.

Zeke: Yeah, and I bet that’s… the ethical reservation and whether or no longer or no longer it used to be trusty inquisitive about, you know, that she and Tasha are in a relationship, and Tasha is combating a Don’t Place apart a search files from to Don’t Affirm violation or what acquire you ever. Those are the reservations that I if truth be told acquire. I smooth mediate it used to be adequate to enact it, fully in the context of, is it adequate to out that person?

Riese: Mhmm, yeah. So then we fling to Destroy of day and Cindi’s…

Zeke: And Shane, are trying as she might possibly, she tries to withstand Cindi, she’s love, no, we gotta call and ask Destroy of day. Place apart a search files from to Destroy of day to come lend a hand.

Riese: Where’s Destroy of day…??

Zeke: Nonetheless Shane can’t withstand the recent bare chick!

Carly: Cindi is appropriate fully nude in heels. Gorgeous for her.

Riese: Yeah. Moreover, all the mansion is roofed with extensive photos and art work of Destroy of day and Cindi.

Carly: Ugh. I love the art on their walls basically the most. It’s so appropriate.

Celebrity Beauty: Shane in Dawn and Cindi's, standing in a room that contains three pictures of Dawn + Cindy. CIndi walks towards her, naked and in heels.

Riese: Shane puts up a bigger battle to this than she ever has to anything, I mediate.

Zeke: Yep.

Riese: It’s appropriate love, 45 seconds, almost.

Carly: That’s her longest battle of attempting to no longer acquire intercourse with any individual, ever, in recorded history.

Zeke: Nonetheless Shane if truth be told tried if truth be told traumatic.

Carly: She if truth be told tried!

Riese: Yeah, she did! She said no, she re-buttoned a button on her shirt at one point.

Carly: She fully re-buttoned that one button.

Zeke: She tried extra than one times to internet Destroy of day on the phone.

Carly: Yeah.

Riese: Uh huh.

Zeke: And Cindi used to be no longer having it.

Carly: No longer having it. There used to be positively some queer L Word consent stuff going down in this scene, all any other time.

Riese: Uh huh, yeah, all any other time!!

Carly: Where I was appropriate love, eeeek. Delight in doubtlessly…

Riese: She if truth be told pushes it.

Carly: Yeah, love doubtlessly staring at it in 2008, I was love right here’s hot, right here’s how of us negotiate these items. And now staring at it I’m love, fully roughly grossed out by it. Nonetheless the thing that no doubt grossed me out is when they enact delivery hooking up and Shane fully has her boots on the white sofa. I was love, are you out of your fucking mind? Destroy of day’s going to execute you for two reasons.

Zeke: I if truth be told acquire a search files from.

Carly: Yes.

Zeke: On tale of I was by no manner an adult lesbian. I was a collegiate lesbian for a short timeframe.

Riese: That is precisely what it’s love, yeah.

Zeke: Successfully, right here’s my search files from, because this feels paying homage to things that no doubt occur amongst homosexual men, which is the attach there’ll likely be a married homosexual couple, and they simply hook up together. Nonetheless then one desires to hook up solo — love that will possibly be a thing that I if truth be told acquire heard happens many a time. You know, is this realistic for — no longer realistic — but enact you mediate there is authenticity in this representation of lesbian relationships? Does this occur?

Riese: I feel love…. it took plan…. to me….?

Carly: Narratively, and for the characters, it fully feels trusty. Delight in you’re love, obviously right here’s what’s going to occur now.

Riese: Yeah, since it’s all about queer manipulative vitality games and all this other stuff. It looks to be love that.

Carly: And a groovy West Hollywood turf battle.

Riese: Abet to The Planet?

Carly: Yes. So Alice is right here to affirm Equipment some unsightly news, which is that SheBar is doing breakfast, is doing coffee, and stole her unique principle that she invented of getting a power-thru coffee window.

Riese: Where you power, and there’s a window…

Carly: You power thru it…

Riese: After which they give you the coffee thru the window…

Carly: And they’re love, adequate, right here’s your coffee…

Riese: And in addition you’re love, can I if truth be told acquire a straw? After which they’re love, adequate. Delight in that.

Carly: It’s very comparable to what you appropriate described.

Riese: Moreover, coffee. She’s doing coffee, which might possibly be roughly a Planet thing, so…

Carly: It’s far. Equipment’s pissed, and rightly so.

Riese: Equipment is inflamed.

Carly: Equipment also desires to understand programs to no longer affirm extensive tips to of us that she appropriate met, who are clearly crazy of us, who are going to purchase all her tips. Delight in, Destroy of day Denbo appropriate comes all over as a monster person even whilst you occur to can acquire appropriate met her, love a cartoon villain. So, don’t affirm her your chilly concept of what you’re gonna enact, don’t have faith her, you appropriate met her!

Riese: Then Max calls Alice and is love, flip on the TV!

Carly: She turns on the news, and it’s no longer News Are dwelling, right here’s a special news channel.

Riese: Oh it’s far?

Carly: Yeah, I checked.

Zeke: It’s love NNL.

Carly: Yeah, it’s love a day—

Zeke: It’s love New News Are dwelling.

Riese: Ohhh, it’s love for the youthful period.

Carly: It’s love hip news. And wouldn’t you tag it, but her dinky video podcast made reasonably a splash! Darrel Bruer is reside on the news apologizing, standing with his family, announcing he’s taking a while away to be with his family, admire our privacy at present.

Riese: Yeah, appropriate love Kellyanne Conway at present time.

Carly: Yeah. Just appropriate love that.

Riese: And I mediate you also internet the sensation right here that Alice did now not if truth be told acquire a paunchy salvage on how well-known he’s.

Carly: She did now not. She is seeming reasonably jumpy at this 2d.

Riese: She’s love, oh wow.

Carly: She’s roughly realizing some stuff that she didn’t if truth be told mediate about previously.

Riese: Yeah. I love Equipment being love—

Equipment: I’m able to’t factor in that Darrel Bruer is homosexual!

Riese: Equipment knows.

Carly: Oh, I love Equipment.

Riese: Nonetheless Alice might possibly be if truth be told inflamed to be on television! 500 thousand hits in 2 hours. Wow! So many! So Alice is a large title now. Then we fling to Shaolin Studios.

Carly: Yeah. We’re in the production place of job. Things are getting ready, we are in pre-production, of us are strolling around with a sense of motive. And in addition you know what Jenny desires? She if truth be told desires us to take a minute and talk about how Sounder 2 desires to be in the film.

Riese: Uh huh. I agree.

Celebrity Beauty: Jenny and Niki presenting Sounder II to Aaron and Tina, suggesting the dog should be in the film

Carly: Tina’s literally love, she’s talking to a baby when she is talking to Jenny. She’s love, “So there’s this thing in movies the attach the dogs that you just peer on show cover cover are expert working actor dogs, and they’re professional.” And Jenny’s love, “No, Sounder said he’s ready. He’s ready to be on camera.” I was love, I point out if he said he’s ready, I don’t know…

Riese: Just appropriate. So that they’re no longer inflamed about that, but Tina and Aaron are inflamed that Adele has made Nikki and Jenny be… guests.

Carly: Most efficient guests!

Riese: Most efficient most effective guests. She saved the image.

Carly: BFFs.

Riese: After which Tina pulls her apart for reasonably sidebar…

Carly: And she or he’s love, “we if truth be told love what you doubtlessly did.” Oh my god, the manner she phrases these items, it’s love how over and over acquire you ever been in some hold of work surroundings and any individual in a plan of vitality has spoken to you in this screech and you’re love, am I — are you asking me to enact one thing that’s love, roughly fucked up? Or outdoor the scope of my job, or queer?

Zeke: Yeah, it’s love, when’s the alternative shoe gonna fall.

Carly: Yeah.

Zeke: You don’t appropriate pull an assistant apart to be love, you doubtlessly did a terribly appropriate job, we’re paying attention — love it’s no longer —

Carly: By no manner.

Zeke: Ulterior motive.

Carly: And she or he if truth be told appropriate desires Adele to stare on Jenny. After which Adele’s love, “oh enact you’d like me to stare on Jenny?” And she or he’s love, “no I don’t need you to stare on Jenny.” Although she appropriate requested her to stare on Jenny.

Riese: Yeah she appropriate positively appropriate requested her to stare on Jenny.

Carly: She’s love, “appropriate give me reasonably heads up at any time when one thing happens.” I’m love, welp, this does no longer bode successfully. Then we peer Alice leaving a voicemail for Tasha. She can no longer internet in contact with Tasha, she if truth be told desires to take a examine with Tasha, because bet what? She’s been invited to be on the news!

Riese: I ponder which channel!

Carly: It’s no longer our — what is our news channel? News Are dwelling. It’s no longer on News Are dwelling, I don’t mediate.

Zeke: Nonetheless it’s on New News Are dwelling.

Carly: New News Are dwelling, it’s the recent one.

Riese: Oh it’s New News Are dwelling?

Carly: Yeah, it’s one channel above.

Riese: New news. Yeah, adequate.

Zeke: Successfully next now we acquire Bette calling Tina to chat about Jodi.

Carly: It’s the flimsiest excuse for a phone call. I appropriate, “I’d acquire to exit of town in about a weeks and I appropriate are searching to be constructive you might possibly discover Angie.” She’s love, “what the fuck phone call is this?”

Zeke: Yeah, and likewise, who calls their triple-time ex to internet emotional comfort with a narrate with their recent relationship?

Carly: Bette Porter, that’s who.

Riese: Bette Porter, Bette Porter, yeah.

Zeke: And I feel love Tina is rightfully love, “no, I’m no longer going to acquire this conversation.”

Carly: Yeah! I love Tina in this scene.

Riese: Yeah, right here’s the season I love Tina.

Carly: Yeah, I know, me too! It’s so queer.

Riese: And in addition, because Bette is love, “I feel love Jodi goes to clutter up with this meeting about the art that’s controversial” with, what’s her title?

Carly: Lonnie Shipman!

Riese: Gorgeous old faculty Lonnie Shipman again! All the time that Lonni, she’s incessantly fiddling with cleansing soap weapons or hating the cleansing soap weapons. And Tina’s normally love, “quit micromanaging Jodi, she’s going to rise or drop on her have faith phrases.”

Carly: She’s love, “let her talk for herself.”

Riese: Let her be herself.

Carly: She’s capable, you might possibly’t repair all americans. After which Bette literally says—

Bette: So that you just’re announcing I might possibly additionally fair smooth quit out of it?

Carly: Yes, Bette, did you fully stream over every little thing she appropriate said? Delight in, Bette, your listening skills might possibly need some development.

Riese: A dinky bit tuning.

Carly: Just appropriate some feedback from me to you. Cramped boop boop.

Zeke: Perchance take an improv class.

Carly: Or internet a therapist, both manner. Or both, I’d boom both. I love when Tina gets off the phone with her and appropriate rolls her eyes so traumatic. She’s appropriate love, what the fuck? And that’s a appropriate search files from, what the fuck?

Riese: I feel love when Tina is working, she if truth be told feels herself.

Carly: Yeah.

Riese: And in flip I feel her.

Carly: Yeah.

Riese: I verbalize the alternative seasons when I felt—

Carly: When she used to be unsightly

Riese: —upset at her, always.

Carly: So we fling lend a hand to Shenny’s. Shane is doing Jenny’s hair for the event. The event is at their house.

Riese: Shane is lifting Jenny’s hair up then pushing it lend a hand down, love this. Just appropriate striking it up, striking it down.

Carly: That’s how you enact hair.

Riese: Without spending a dime, I mediate. That’s a free blow out from Shane.

Carly: She’s appropriate roughly blowing on her hair… So Max and Adele are atmosphere up for the event, and Adele is trusty out front, roughly appropriate outdoor of earshot, but smooth in the shot visually? And Max is love, “hiya how’s things going with Adele?” She’s love — is Jenny eating a cake, also?

Riese: Yeah. She’s tasting — cheesecake tasting.

Carly: Yeah, so she’s love, oh I love—

Zeke: Nonetheless wait, I concept they didn’t internet the cakes?

Carly: They ought to acquire gotten the cakes?

Riese: Oh yeah, you’re trusty!

Zeke: They ought to acquire long gone — you know what, they ought to acquire gotten the cakes from Candy Lady Jane’s, you might possibly’t withstand it.

Carly: So Max is love, “hiya, so I fully did this background examine on Adele, which I’m love—

Riese: That is me, by the manner, I enact this.

Carly: A pc search, right here’s you and your computer searches.

Riese: Yeah, I’d be love, “sooooooooooo…”

Carly: “I did a temporary Goog and…”

Riese: “I if truth be told acquire about a papers for you and some court docket files in affirm so that you just can fling over them with me?” I’d enact this a hundred p.c, a hundred p.c.

Carly: Max is love, poking holes in her legend, things she has said about herself are no longer lining up.

Riese: As he might possibly additionally fair smooth!

Carly: Yeah!

Zeke: Nonetheless all americans else’s overwhelming hatred for every little thing Max does causes them also to no longer hear to anything that he says. And no longer only that, they pull this sort of Accurate Housewives switch of calling her over.

Carly: Yes! Oh my god.

Riese: I forgot that they did that.

Zeke: And it’s so embarrassing.

Carly: Yeah, I had forgotten about that too. I was love, right here’s upsetting. And in addition you might possibly be completely trusty, fully out of a Housewives playbook.

Zeke: And it’s love, why is his motive there appropriate to be flagellated?

Carly: He’s appropriate getting treated love shit! Oh god.

Celebrity Beauty: Jenny and Shane's house, Shane is doing Jenny's hair, Jenny is screaming, Max has his back to the camera, and Adele is coming onto the scene

Riese: After which they acquire got her talk about her trauma or no topic, so that all americans feels sinister, including Max.

Zeke: Just appropriate, she creates an very fair appropriate extra heart wrenching legend.

Riese: Which, by the manner, is straight out of the scammer playbook!

Carly: In truth.

Riese: Distract you with a extra — I point out, I’m a fucking professional and—

Carly: You are, you might possibly be an professional on scammers.

Riese: Which is why I know all the background checking provides, but yeah, that’s — you might possibly’t if truth be told ask her questions, because they invent up one thing else that’s so adversarial that you just might possibly’t… what enact you enact?

Carly: Successfully and she or he’s normally crying, and now all americans hates Max even extra, so that’s how that goes. Huge job.

Riese: Just appropriate, but in addition — god that used to be this sort of fucking bitch switch. And I forgot that they did that, and as they were doing it I was love, are you kidding? What the fuck? What’s the point? Now Adele is Jenny’s assistant, Jenny lives with Max, and now Adele goes to be—

Carly: —queer to Max!

Riese: Enthralling to Max eternally.

Carly: On tale of she knows that he’s on to her.

Zeke: And Adele used to be love minorly nice to Max.

Carly: Yeah! She at least wasn’t outwardly point out.

Zeke: She would at least boom, “Howdy Max!” in a decently relaxing tone.

Carly: She at least said hello to him, which is greater than we can boom for somebody else.

Riese: Uh huh, yeah. Oh my god.

Carly: Adequate, so now Alice is on TV, and the snarl most incessantly known as Exhausting Line, and it’s a form of cable news talking heads instances.

Riese: So it’s love Hardball but traces. Delight in Deadline meets Hardball. Exhausting Line on the no longer recent news though.

Carly: On the, no longer New News—

Riese: Sports news?

Carly: Sports channel?

Zeke: I mediate it’s on New News Are dwelling.

Riese: Adequate, New News Are dwelling.

Carly: And the host man accuses her of searching for notoriety by filming Darrel Bruer and posting the photography on her online page online. And he says that she violated his privacy, and he makes disclose of the phrase “world wide web” in a sentence, which I cherished. It if truth be told dated this episode, besides to the flip telephones.

Riese: He also calls it “the web.”

Carly: The fetch! “You’re an cyber web journalist and you didn’t tag the vitality of the web?” And I was love, you point out the Sandra Bullock movie? That used to be a giant movie!

Zeke: Successfully I also — one thing I didn’t factor in is that Alice would fling in there unprepared to defend her actions.

Riese: Yeah.

Carly: Yeah.

Zeke: I’m love, Alice would know precisely what she used to be gonna boom trusty off the bat.

Carly: And she or he roughly fumbles thru it reasonably bit, but then lastly—

Zeke: At closing finds her footing.

Carly: Finds her footing, roughly goes off. Then, by the stop of it, the person’s love, “successfully she’s bought a appropriate point! Adequate!” And I was love, adequate! That’s all it took.

Riese: Yeah. And now they bought extra reside tales protection on New News Are dwelling, so one thing’s coming in. Perchance there’s a event tonight, I don’t know.

Carly: This appropriate in: lesbians are gonna be partying with straight of us that can change into lesbians by the stop of the event.

Riese: Yeah, the solid of The L Word meets the solid of Lez Girls this evening at Jenny’s house, all americans! There’ll likely be weed brownies, and about a slices of cake.

Carly: Just appropriate about a. Jenny tasted all the cake.

Zeke: My favourite is that next we internet to stare Jodi’s first most critical look in the episode. And I don’t know whilst you occur to can acquire discussed Marlee Matlin’s history on The Considerable person Apprentice?

Riese: We now acquire no longer!

Carly: We now acquire no longer.

Riese: I didn’t know she used to be on The Considerable person Apprentice. Though I’ve no doubt by no manner viewed it.

Zeke: Marlee Matlin — earlier than Trump used to be President, The Considerable person Apprentice used to be extensive, since you had a bunch of C-listing celebrities determined for consideration. You had Donald Trump who used to be a no person pretending to be a any individual. And it used to be all relaxing — it used to be the same thing we peer now, nonetheless it used to be relaxing in the context of truth television. It’s far rarely relaxing in the context of the White Condo.

Carly: Definite isn’t!

Zeke: Nonetheless certain, I aged to love to discover it with my mother. So Marlee Matlin used to be on Season 11 and she or he might possibly additionally fair smooth acquire won. She used to be robbed at the stop. So she used to be a finalist, it used to be her and John Rich, who used to be a country extensive title, love a white cis straight dude country extensive title. Then the closing narrate, it wasn’t about raising money, which is normally what the challenges were about. Nonetheless this narrate used to be striking on a appropriate tournament. And hands down, Marlee placed on a greater tournament. Nonetheless John Rich had a couple mates write some extensive tests, so Trump picked John Rich to salvage, as a substitute of Marlee Matlin.

Carly: Damn!

Zeke: On tale of he appropriate changed the principles so that the white guy might possibly salvage, as a substitute of the girl with disabilities, you know? Anyway, Marlee Matlin used to be extensive on The Considerable person Apprentice. If that peaks your curiosity at all, you might possibly additionally fair smooth fling lend a hand and discover it.

Riese: Marlee Matlin used to be also in So You Think You Can Dance?

Zeke: Yeah. So Marlee Matlin, when she does truth television, or when she does an interview, she has her have faith private translator. And I meant to stare up his title, but I didn’t, nonetheless it’s varied than — they’ll rent an actor to be her translator in a scripted thing. Nonetheless her translator grew to change into a — he’s a terribly heavenly dinky homosexual guy, and he grew to change into a giant title after Considerable person Apprentice.

Carly: Oh my god, I love that.

Riese: In truth?!

Zeke: Yeah.

Riese: It sounds as if her translator — Tom’s personality used to be in accordance to him.

Zeke: Yes, certain.

Carly: Oh I love that. That’s relaxing.

Zeke: Yeah.

Carly: I love Marlee Matlin trivialities.

Zeke: Anyway. Season 11 Considerable person Apprentice runner-up.

Carly: Oh my goodness.

Riese: So, Bette desires to skip the event, she desires to quit in with Jodi and reconnect…

Zeke: And fuuuck!

Carly: Yeah, “reconnect.”

Riese: On tale of she’s alarmed if she sees Tina, she’s gonna lose her mind, I mediate is the subtext right here.

Carly: And she or he smooth hates Jenny.

Riese: Jodi loves to event.

Carly: I love Jodi.

Riese: Bette is often attempting to internet out of events. and Jodi is often love, I’m inflamed about the event, I are searching to bounce at the event, we’re going to the motherfucking event, and then we can connect after the event.

Carly: Yep. Gorgeous for Jodi. Anytime she doesn’t let Bette be up to fling of things is extensive. On tale of Bette is extremely controlling.

Riese: Mhmm. Yeah. Moreover the event is round the corner, so.

Carly: It’s literally round the corner, so.

Riese: They might perhaps possibly appropriate…

Carly: Just appropriate pop over, then pop lend a hand.

Zeke: And the event’s gonna stop up of their backyard, trusty?

Carly: Successfully, she doesn’t know that yet!

Riese: Yeah. Nonetheless it’s far, so… whilst you occur to don’t fling to the event, they’ll lift the event to you. You know, lesbians.

Carly: Possibilities are you’ll possibly’t destroy out this event, normally.

Riese: No, no. Successfully…

Carly: Time for the event.

Riese: Then it’s time for the event! Nikki brings in a bottle of alcohol and says, “let’s internet this event started!”

Carly: Wow. So Shane’s chatting with Shaun, the actress that might possibly be playing Shaun.

Riese: Ugh, Camille. She’s no longer homosexual.

Zeke: She’s no longer homosexual. I love the subtext of this scene in which Shane is love, “yeah I’m gonna fuck you in approximately 71 minutes. So that you just’re going to be straight for reasonably bit over an hour, but no longer.”

Carly: She’s love, “I’m no longer homosexual, I if truth be told acquire a boyfriend.” And Shane’s love, “yeah, adequate.”

Celebrity Beauty: Cast party, Shane talking to the actress playing Shaun, who is insisting that she isn't gay. The actress is femme and straight in a white button down shirt with long brown hair.

Zeke: Shane’s love, “alright, definite.”

Riese: And again, I’m love, why did you rent this bitch?

Carly: “I appropriate play homosexual… homosexual for pay.”

Riese: Rent… what? Glad for pay. Isn’t that a timeframe from porn, anyways?

Zeke: Yes.

Carly: Yeah.

Riese: Yes. As a minimal, so I hated her.

Carly: I hated her too. After which Jenny—

Riese: I hated her although she has a heavenly dinky nostril.

Carly: Then Bette and Jodi reach, and Jenny makes this very loud extensive deal of announcing hi to them. What used to be that? Modified into as soon as that appropriate Jenny being unhealthy?

Riese: Jenny used to be appropriate paunchy-on. Oh we even forgot to bid earlier than when she says the thing when she’s eating the cake, and she or he’s love, “I don’t ought to hear this shit.” That used to be droll.

Carly: Yeah, that used to be droll.

Riese: That used to be a queer Jenny 2d. Tina and Bette are observing at one any other all over the room with lust.

Carly: Bette is eyeing her love a shark all over the event. It’s loads. After which Alice meets Alysse—

Riese: Alysse!

Carly: After which, Alice is love, “You’re…”

Zeke: She is totally unimpressed.

Carly: Successfully she had Parker Posey in mind. I point out that’s, you might possibly’t fling any greater than Parker Posey. She’s a tale, so whilst you occur to’re thinking you’re going to be conducted by Parker Posey, then you definately’re going to be dissatisfied no topic who it’s far. After which she’s love, “I bought some tips, possibly we talk about some tips?” Which I mediate is so droll and would by no manner—

Riese: Just appropriate.

Carly: Successfully, it might perhaps possibly possibly only occur in the event that they were making a biopic, in the event that they were making a, “I’m playing the role of this staunch life person in the film.” After which you might possibly are searching to satisfy them and in all likelihood examine with them in the event that they were alive. Nonetheless right here’s alleged to be fiction, so the truth that they’re all love, “Oh I are searching to take a examine with you about me playing you.”

Zeke: Oh trusty, because clearly they know that it’s very noteworthy that they’re playing staunch of us, trusty? On tale of then Bette gets launched to — whoever is playing her, and is love, “Tina, she’s white!”

Carly: Yeah. This used to be incredible, no doubt.

Riese: When she first meets her, Bette’s face appropriate… phew falls.

Carly: Successfully first she appropriate thinks — she doesn’t tag what’s going down first, she roughly gets trapped reasonably bit in that 2d. She’s love, “oh I love your work” to this actress. And I’m love, oh I bet she’s alleged to be an particular person on the planet, no topic.

Zeke: Definite.

Riese: Nonetheless she’s love, “oh I if truth be told acquire questions for you. I’m working on my why’s.”

Carly: After which Bette’s love, “wait, the fuck?” And she or he’s love, “Oh she’s playing Bev.” After which Bette’s love, then her face appropriate love… oof. That is brutal.

Riese: And the actress appropriate retains talking.

Carly: She does no longer shut up.

Riese: And she or he’s love, “Why does she sabotage each and every relationship? Why does she fracture every little thing? Why does she cheat with the plumber?” Honestly making the carpenter the plumber is Jenny’s… phew.

Riese: So then Bette does the speech that Lauren will build in:

Carly: Yeah.

Bette: Does she severely mediate that Jenny’s idiotic drivel is reflective of me and my, life at all? I’m able to’t solution your fucking “whys?” you know why? On tale of it’s no longer me, it’s no longer me. And apart from the leisure, I’m frankly… fucking flabbergasted. I’m flabbergasted that she solid this sort of white actress. She’s white, adequate? Modified into as soon as Mary fucking Poppins no longer readily accessible? And if truth be told, what the fuck can she possibly learn about my life? What can she know?

Carly: Which, appropriate for her.

Riese: Yeah, appropriate for her. And when Bette walks away, the actress is love, “Is she Dim?”

Carly: Oh my god.

Riese: Yikes!

Celebrity Beauty: Bette speaking to Tina about the woman who was cast to play

Carly: Delight in, Tina, you might possibly additionally fair acquire possibly prevented this.

Riese: Yeah! And Bette looks to be like at Tina love… and it’s ethical! What the fuck, Tina? You were in the room the attach it took plan.

Zeke: Nonetheless also to take it a level above, is love, why did the of us that were writing The L Word are searching to affirm this legend?

Carly: Yeah!

Zeke: On tale of it’s no longer love studio executives forced them to whitewash and straight wash the solid. That’s who they picked, theoretically.

Carly: Just appropriate.

Zeke: You know? So love, there is this legend to be suggested about how things internet made extra scrumptious for, you know, a midwestern audience or no topic. Nonetheless that’s no longer the commentary they’re giving.

Carly: No.

Zeke: It’s appropriate love, “oh we build straight white of us in these roles of unfamiliar of us of color.”

Carly: It’s appropriate very complex.

Zeke: On tale of you mediate about Hollywood, what’s-his-face, Ryan Murphy’s Hollywood, which might possibly be in fantasyland, but reimagines an world in which a Hollywood would be greater — and you know, be braver and bolder about unfamiliar stuff and fling and gender.

Riese: Mhmm.

Zeke: And I’m appropriate love, what’s the concept at the lend a hand of no longer imagining the enviornment as you’d like it to be?

Riese: Yeah, I point out segment of it’s far that it’s Ilene Chaiken defending her alternative to solid her snarl with mostly white cis straight girls folks.

Zeke: Yeah.

Riese: You know? Delight in, she did it, so she desires — and she or he says, that’s appropriate how you enact a snarl, that’s appropriate how you invent a snarl. And so, when she’s gonna invent a snarl within her snarl, she’s gonna invent it the same manner because that’s obviously the one manner that you just might possibly enact it.

Carly: There’s no other manner.

Riese: There’s no other manner, yeah.

Zeke: And it’s a ought to to invent it much less numerous than it used to be the first time.

Carly: Precisely.

Riese: Yeah, completely.

Carly: Bette desires to go, and she or he goes to acquire Jodi to be love, “we’re leaving.”

Zeke: And Jodi’s chilling with a straight girl.

Carly: Jodi’s talking to 1 of the alternative straight girl actors in this film or no topic. And Bette flips out on her and accuses her of flirting with her. And she or he’s appropriate — Bette is no longer having it. When you occur to take for a 2d, build yourself in Bette’s shoes, she didn’t even are searching to fling to this event in the first plan.

Riese: No, no she desired to quit at house and reconnect. That is a sinister, right here’s a terribly sinister gape Bette.

Carly: Trim sinister, yeah.

Riese: She’s being unsightly to Jodi. Nonetheless again, Jodi’s no longer taking it, which is—

Carly: Jodi’s love, “Whatever, leave.”

Celebrity Beauty: Jodi and Bette fighting, Jodi explaining that she was talking to a straight actress about lesbian sex

Riese: Which I love for them. She’s love, “I’m gonna quit.”

Carly: Yeah, “bye!” So Bette leaves, and while she’s outdoor, making the very lengthy outing round the corner to her house, Tina pops out—

Riese: Yeah, it’s reasonably a streak, it’s roughly love going to Grandmother’s house thru the woods.

Carly: Precisely. Then Tina’s there, and they acquire got reasonably talk and Tina apologizes, for what took plan with the conversation with the actress or no topic. Nonetheless I love that she didn’t ask for forgiveness for knowingly casting a white person to play her — I point out, there are so many things that will were introduced up right here but weren’t.

Riese: Especially because there’s this complete history of Tina attempting to no longer cope with the truth that she isn’t white, even of their staunch relationship, you know?

Carly: Yep. And so then they talk about how the kiss the alternative night used to be a mistake, and it’s by no manner going to occur again, which we all know is a lie. And Bette asks Tina if she’s sorry that it took plan and Tina’s love, “certain.” After which Bette doesn’t boom anything, because she is clearly no longer sorry it took plan.

Zeke: Yeah, this used to be unhappy for me. I was love, oh, Bette’s having a rough day.

Carly: Yeah, it’s a rough fling of it for Bette.

Riese: Yeah, this felt if truth be told trusty, though.

Carly: Yeah.

Riese: It’s love, Bette is the one in a relationship, but she smooth appropriate wants Tina to bid that she wanted that as badly as she did.

Carly: Mhm, yeah.

Zeke: On tale of we all know that Tina wanted it too.

Carly: Yeah. And so Tina asks her if she’s in love with Jodi. And Bette says, “certain I’m” after she takes a roughly 45-minute stop, which is how you know—

Zeke: It does soak up half the episode, though.

Carly: Half the episode is that stop.

Zeke: Hemming and hawing and scratching of the pinnacle, and the chin.

Carly: And she or he’s love “uhhhhhh.” She does that for 4 minutes, that sound. So Bette goes house.

Riese: After which Bette goes house, with tears in her eyes, which is no longer convincing to any of us.

Carly: No. So then—

Riese: And it’s traumatic because all of us at house are in love with Jodi, and it’s love why can’t…you know? It’s appropriate the vitality of Bette and Tina.

Carly: Yeah. Nonetheless then Tina’s being chilly all of a surprising, so now I’m conflicted. I’m love, now I love Tina all of a surprising, so I’m love, I don’t know, because Jodi’s incredible.

Riese: Though Tina’s a unsightly caster.

Carly: Tina’s no longer a extremely appropriate casting director or an govt, clearly. I appropriate if truth be told mediate that Jodi can enact so considerably greater, but we’ll internet to that.

Zeke: Destroy of day Denbo!

Carly: Yes!

Zeke: She shows up and crashes the event!

Carly: Oh my god.

Riese: What would Destroy of day Denbo be doing now? I mediate she would smooth be a event promoter.

Carly: Yeah, but she would no doubt be going thru it with COVID. She would be hosting Zoom events.

Riese: She would be in deep despair.

Zeke: Destroy of day Denbo would fling all in on some hold of lesbian Coachella kind narrate.

Carly: Yeah.

Riese: Yes.

Zeke: Pondering love, k, love the recent Dinah Shore, nonetheless it goes bust, love it’s hold of a lesbian Fyre Fest.

Carly: Oh my god, lesbian Fyre Fest.

Zeke: She runs out of cash and of us don’t take tickets.

Carly: Can you factor in how droll that would be?!

Riese: She has so noteworthy drama with her partner that she doesn’t no doubt internet anything accomplished that desires to internet accomplished.

Carly: Yeah.

Zeke: Nonetheless it’s no longer so noteworthy of a shit snarl because all the lesbians who enact snarl up are very capable.

Carly: Precisely.

Zeke: And they invent boats to internet themselves off the island.

Carly: They’re love, we no doubt might possibly invent properties, we don’t even need these shit tents.

Riese: Yeah, it’s love Survivor in that manner.

Carly: So right here’s the attach the event gets extensive.

Riese: Yes, I if truth be told love this scene, however the no 1 feeling I if truth be told acquire throughout all of it’s far that I stream over my guests!

Carly: Yes! Oh, staring at this now in this world that we reside in used to be…

Riese: I if truth be told enact.

Carly: It used to be if truth be told depressing.

Riese: I was taking a stare at my notes and I was love, why enact I if truth be told acquire “god I are searching to stare my guests at the event” as a show cover? What used to be I talking about? After which I was love, oh I’m talking about myself.

Carly: Yeah.

Riese: I are searching to stare my guests at the event.

Zeke: I are searching to stare my guests, I are searching to internet nude and fling into my neighbor’s pool.

Carly: I are searching to consume pot brownies and divulge and dance around with my guests and be dumb.

Riese: I are searching to bounce…

Carly: Ugh, I came all over myself being almost unhappy for segment of this scene?

Riese: I used to be unhappy. I was love, I are searching to kiss any individual unsightly in the lavatory, I are searching to bounce on the table, I are searching to consume manner extra pot brownies than any human being might possibly additionally fair smooth ever consume, as they were all doing.

Carly: They were eating all the tray apiece!

Riese: Yeah. Nonetheless anyway, getting sooner than myself, nonetheless it appropriate if truth be told made me stream over — in particular because this used to be my favourite track to bounce to!

Carly: Oh the Jackson 5 track?

Riese: Yeah, I love it.

Carly: It’s a appropriate track. It’s a extremely appropriate track. It starts with Shane and Alice and they’re eating pot brownies and they acquire got this complete bit that felt very improvised, the attach they were love, “What if the brownies were all homosexual? And they were all love, ‘you’re hot’ and they were all love fucking one any other?” And I appropriate concept that used to be—

Riese: On tale of Camille walks by and Shane is love, “you’d like a brownie?” And she or he’s love—

Shane: They’re no longer homosexual, I promise!

Alice: Oh my god, what in the event that they were homosexual?! What if the brownies were homosexual?!

Shane: They’re all fucking one any other!

Celebrity Beauty: Shane and Alice sitting on the kitchen counter eating brownies, telling someone that the brownies aren't gay

Carly: I concept that segment used to be heavenly. After which we internet a paunchy event montage the attach all americans looks to be excessive and underneath the affect of alcohol, and having a giant time, and Jackson 5 is playing, and they’re singing and dancing, and they play your total track — and that will possibly be a lengthy track.

Riese: Yeah! After which Tina gets up there, she is appropriate love younger free Tina.

Carly: Yeah, Tina’s letting free.

Riese: Yeah, and so it’s love, Shane and Alice and Tina are on the table and dancing. Jodi is appropriate love, dancing for her life. Jenny and Nikki are flirty and dance-y and then they love — she jumps from one thing, I bet?

Carly: Oh yeah, Jenny jumps into Nikki’s hands at one point. And I was love, is this some stunt work? Modified into as soon as she even leaping off anything, or appropriate the bottom?

Riese: And all americans’s having this sort of appropriate heavenly time.

Carly: Just appropriate having a giant carefree time.

Riese: I love it, and I’m so jealous.

Carly: In this scene I wrote, “I’d no longer be deal deal surprised if Bette known as the cops.” Which, I wrote that show cover while I was staring at this scene, and then she literally does that 10 minutes later.

Riese: I was love, Bette Porter.

Carly: Yeah, we’ll internet to that. So, bet who’s right here? It’s all americans’s favourite: Destroy of day Denbo and her love Cindi.

Zeke: Denbo!

Carly: It’s Denbo time. I wish she kicked the door down and shouted “It’s Denbo time!” at any time when she went someplace. Oh man, she is pissed.

Destroy of day Denbo: Hiya Shane! Yeah, hiya, how you doing?

Shane: Hiya, Cindi!

Destroy of day: Oh, Cindi, no. I’m fucking Destroy of day Denbow, and right here’s my lover Cindi.

Shane: Oh, that’s Cindi!

Destroy of day: I’m talking to you. I’m telling you, you’ve long gone and messed with the unsightly — don’t stare at her! You messed with the unsightly bitch, bitch! You fucking come into my house and fuck my shapely female friend without even the courtesy of keen me?!

Shane: Cindi, you said it used to be adequate!

Cindi: Let’s appropriate fling, let’s appropriate fling.

Destroy of day: You know what? Demolish, severely, because I’m this shut, severely.

Shane: You said it used to be dazzling, you said it used to be—

Destroy of day: What the fuck? Wait, you build a question to me to factor in that my dinky one—

Shane: Affirm her!

Destroy of day: No no no, what enact you mediate, I’m an fool? Does it stare love I was born the day earlier than at present time? Oh motherfucker, adequate. That’s droll, no that’s. You know what I’m gonna enact, appropriate for you? You know what I’m gonna enact? I’m gonna fucking fracture you, adequate? And each and each one of your smug ass motherfucking guests. And in addition you! I don’t even know you, but you’re going down too! How about that?

Jenny: Me?

Destroy of day: Yeah, yeah. And your dumb ass fucking Planet? It’s accomplished, alright. It’s all accomplished. Yeah, fling forward, be a pleasing ass, let me affirm you one thing extra. Address these skinny fucking hands of yours to yourself, alright? It’s on, alright? It’s fucking on! Cindi!

Cindi: I’m so sorry.

Destroy of day: Cindi! Cindi!

Occasion goer: Flip the music lend a hand on!

Alice: Who used to be that?!

Shane: Those are the 2 girls who’ve faith SheBar!

Celebrity Beauty: Dawn and Cindi crashing the party,

Riese: It’s so droll — love it’s droll when she’s love, “And right here’s my lover Cindi!” And I mediate, is it Shane or Alice or Tina who’s love, “Ohh, that’s Cindi!”

Carly: She’s love, she appropriate is accessible in and is screaming, then appropriate unplugs the speakers, and so all americans’s smooth standing on tables, but they’re all taking a stare at her. It’s so droll.

Riese: Yes! Oh my god!

Carly: It’s appropriate basically the most hilarious dialogue. I love each and every note that comes out of her mouth. “Don’t stare at her!” when Shane looks to be like at Cindi.

Riese: Yeah, yeah! And all americans’s appropriate laughing.

Zeke: Oh, it’s fucking on!

Riese: It’s so heavenly, it’s so droll. So enact you mediate that this used to be orchestrated?

Zeke: Oh, for Cindi to entice Shane into a sexual discover, appropriate to acquire a cause for battle? Delight in right here’s Destroy of day Denbo’s weapons of mass destruction to invade Iraq?

Riese: Uh huh.

Carly: Yes.

Zeke: I mediate it’s capability. I don’t know that that would be very pleasing writing, and if we’re talking statistically, then that doubtlessly used to be no longer what used to be in the writers’ heads.

Carly: That’s handsome.

Zeke: It’s extra that, I’d appropriate boom, we’re playing the game of “Shane can’t withstand a bare girl who throws herself at her.”

Carly: Yeah.

Zeke: That will likely be my bet, trusty? On tale of Shane used to be alleged to be celibate, and now Shane gets in distress again, because she’s fucking the girls folks!

Riese: Falls into the vaginas.

Carly: Adequate, so, Jenny and Nikki are standing in the hallway or no topic. And I bet they’re in line for the lavatory in Jenny’s have faith house?

Riese: Yeah, I was love, girl it’s your have faith house!

Carly: Don’t you can need any other lavatory?

Zeke: Nonetheless if it’s a event, and there’s fair one lavatory, then… you know.

Riese: Yeah, yeah.

Zeke: They’re workshopping scenes.

Celebrity Beauty: Niki covering her face while Jenny is trying to workshop the scene

Carly: Yeah, they determined to workshop this scene because Nikki — she’s talking about the scene that we all be wide awake from the pilot, the attach Jenny meets Marina, and they’re at the event, and she or he follows her in the lavatory and they invent out. And so, Nikki doesn’t internet the scene.

Riese: Yeah, Nikki’s by no manner learn a e book, so she’s love, “what?”

Carly: She’s no doubt puzzled by all americans’s habits in this scene. And Jenny’s love, we’re gonna workshop the scene in the hallway.

Riese: Yeah, be severe.

Carly: And so, obviously — certain, that used to be very droll — they lastly stop up in the lavatory together making out.

Jenny: Adequate so love, you’re sitting all over from this girl and she or he’s love, basically the most alluring, intoxicating girl of all your life. She’s love, talking about fucking silver water, and you’re appropriate going insane. And your heart is for your throat. After which you be wide awake that you just can need this man named Jim… who likes to swim.

Zeke: He likes to swim.

Carly: He likes to swim.

Riese: So yeah. Then they fling into the lavatory and then they invent out.

Carly: After which they fling into Jenny’s bedroom, however the door doesn’t lock, and so they fling into the closet.

Riese: Yeah.

Zeke: Which they leave ajar.

Riese: Just appropriate a tad ajar, as you enact.

Carly: As you might possibly only enact on television.

Riese: Just appropriate, or whilst you’re in college, you’re in boarding college and it’s a ought to to go it a crack begin. The most critical time I ever kissed a girl, it used to be at boarding college in the closet.

Carly: Wow!

Zeke: What boarding college did you fling to?

Riese: Interlochen Arts Academy?

Zeke: Oh, very nice, very nice.

Riese: Yeah.

Zeke: I if truth be told acquire a search files from about Jenny and — what’s the title of the girl who’s playing her?

Riese: Nikki.

Zeke: Jenny and Nikki — will we feel love now, in this period the attach we realize extra about how vitality and intercourse are tied in Hollywood—

Riese: Uh huh.

Zeke: Manufacture we feel love Nikki is truly spicy with Jenny? Or enact you mediate she feels love she has to capitulate to Jenny’s advances because Jenny is the author and director?

Riese: I mediate it’s a fuzzy narrate the attach you might possibly’t affirm — because she does appear enchanted with Jenny in a technique, but because she wrote this legend, and she or he wrote the script, and she or he’s the director. Nonetheless also, she’s the director.

Carly: Yeah.

Riese: I was pondering that all the arrangement in which thru this, I was love, right here’s…

Carly: I was love, yikes, there’s loads right here!

Riese: Dicey!

Carly: There’s loads of stuff occurring.

Riese: And it does stop up being dicey

Zeke: Yeah, at the time, I don’t mediate somebody concept anything of it. Nonetheless I was love, oh! When you occur to were making this now, there would be a complete varied conversation going down around it.

Carly: Completely, yeah.

Riese: Yeah, they’d acquire to fling to HR.

Carly: Yeah. I mediate Tina’s HR and she or he employed a white girl to play Bette, so she can’t be relied on.

Zeke: Yeah. Oh man, factor in coping with the twitter reaction when that closing date article comes out!

Carly: After which Bette gets to enact an op-ed.

Zeke: So we’ve bought fuckies in the closet.

Carly: Fucking in the closet.

Zeke: After which we’ve bought nakies in the pool.

Carly: Yep.

Riese: Yeah, that used to be so heavenly! When they all exit to the pool, and Shane’s love, “I aged to fuck in this pool!” And Tina’s love, “this aged to be my pool!”

Celebrity Beauty: Shane holds Tina as they jump into the pool

Carly: It’s so heavenly, they’re all heavenly. All americans jumps in the pool and then literally Bette no doubt calls the cops.

Riese: Calls the cops! Bette Porter!

Carly: Bette Porter!

Riese: What are you doing?

Carly: I did now not be wide awake that she known as the cops, but staring at the episode I was love, she’s fully gonna call the cops.

Riese: I know, that does no longer take hold of up. I’ll affirm you what, that does no longer take hold of up for one 2d.

Zeke: Yeah, the assumption that the Dim girl would call the cops on all the white of us.

Carly: Completely no longer.

Riese: Oh my god. So, trusty, but in addition all of them being in the pool used to be any other 2d the attach I concept to be how noteworthy I stream over my guests. And in addition, an ongoing theme on this snarl is that I wish I had a pool, and I’d namely love Ilene Chaiken, who owes me, to invite me to her pool.

Zeke: Successfully, the house that my boo and I are in the center of shopping does acquire a pool, so…

Carly: Successfully, we’re on our manner!

Zeke: So that you just might possibly come acquire a pool event with us, when we take possession of the house in November.

Carly: A socially far away pool event the attach we all build on masks and appropriate dip our feet in.

Zeke: We’re all appropriate in scuba gear, trusty? We’re breathing our have faith air machine.

Riese: We’re going to Zeke’s pool.

Carly: Alright, dazzling, we’re keen ourselves over.

Zeke: Yeah, please.

Riese: We’re coming to your pool.

Zeke: Just appropriate affirm me what you drink and consume sooner than time so I’m able to host accurately!

Carly: Oh my god, adequate. So Bette, for staunch, calls the cops, however the noise is coming from her yard, also. That’s the funniest segment, she has no longer realized that they’re in the pool!

Celebrity Beauty: Bette calling the fucking cops

Riese: It’s coming from contained in the house!

Carly: Yeah, how does she no longer know that? She doesn’t hear splashing?

Riese: Yeah they’ll be love, “whose pool is this?”

Carly: She’ll be love, “aw fuck, by no manner mind.”

Riese: She appropriate might possibly additionally fair smooth acquire taken a gun outdoor and been love—

Bette: Tinaaaaa!

Carly: So Alice goes contained in the house to internet any other pot brownie, and Tasha is right here, Tasha is no longer fully happy.

Riese: Alice used to be love, “I tried to call you to stare if it used to be alright.” And Tasha’s love, “how might possibly or no longer it’s alright?”

Carly: Alice is love, “I did it for you!” And she or he’s love, “what?!”

Riese: Yeah. Alice is love, “I’m able to out whoever I need!” So I mediate that right here’s no longer going to fling successfully for them. This battle is no longer going to fling successfully for them.

Carly: It looks love they’re in very very very varied locations of their lives, and that no topic how they enact love one any other and are so heavenly together, that possibly they might no longer be trusty for one any other trusty now, possibly. Perchance.

Riese: Mhmm. Yeah you positively internet the sensation that both of them acquire loads pent up that they haven’t shared with one any other.

Carly: Oh yeah, for definite.

Riese: About their frustrations.

Carly: Yeah. I love that Alice ends her argument with love, “I’m able to out whoever I need, and enact no topic I need, because I reside in the US of The United States.” And I was love, wowww, you might possibly be so excessive trusty now. That will possibly be a excessive person argument. “I reside in The United States…”

Riese: U S of A, oh boy…

Celebrity Beauty: Alice and Tasha fighting

Carly: So be wide awake earlier than, when we said they left the closet door begin? Ajar, whilst you occur to will?

Riese: Mhmm.

Carly: Successfully, Adele is cleansing up some bottles and Solo cups in the house, and wouldn’t you know…

Riese: That’s how I factor in Adele.

Carly: She stumbles upon this complete closet narrate. Moreover, the captions said, “delicate moaning.” So Adele heard some delicate moaning and she or he went to analyze.

Riese: I love a delicate moan.

Carly: Soft moan.

Zeke: Clearly. After which she stands there love a creepy creeperson, staring at. She pulls out a collect of Cheetos and is appropriate stuffing them in her face.

Carly: Popcorn… yeah.

Riese: Yeah, she orders a pizza.

Zeke: She drops her pants and starts flicking the bean…. I was love, L Word, right here’s the attach you jumped the shark.

Carly: Alright, so then…

Riese: Nonetheless also, I was love, is this Jenny’s room now? I concept her room aged to be all crimson with all these photos.

Carly: It used to be crimson! I was also questioning, whose room is this, when they first stroll in it? Nonetheless then in the closet there’s Jenny’s shoes in there. So I was love, oh it’s far Jenny’s room.

Riese: Yeah, that’s the same closet she used to be in closing time attempting on outfits for Shane.

Carly: Nonetheless I was love, her room aged to be fully crimson. The walls were painted crimson.

Riese: Yeah, with all these boob photos.

Carly: Successfully possibly when she sold her script and is getting all the money for steering — you know the arrangement in which, whilst you occur to’re sharing a house, whoever has the wonderful room pays basically the most? Since she has extra money, she’s dwelling in the wonderful room, because yeah, she pays extra lease.

Carly: Honestly, that would track for definite, yeah.

Riese: I’d build a question to her, though, to acquire her have faith lavatory.

Zeke: That you just might mediate, trusty?

Carly: Watch, I don’t know what to affirm you, you know? I don’t know.

Riese: Successfully I cherished Jenny’s old faculty room greater, I’m appropriate gonna boom it.

Carly: Adequate, successfully that’s handsome. That’s handsome, and I hear you, and I’m defending house for that.

Riese: Successfully… one thing unsightly has took plan.

Carly: One thing if truth be told unsightly has took plan.

Riese: Zeke’s phone died.

Carly: Zeke’s phone died. And so, we’re going to, at his build a question to, lift out this without him. We only acquire one scene left, so we’re going to be daring and enact it.

Riese: I’m unhappy.

Carly: Nonetheless we are very unhappy.

Riese: So it’s with remorse that we continue this recap of this episode.

Carly: Without our expensive pal Zeke.

Riese: Without our expensive pal Zeke who, as you heard earlier, is having a pool event.

Carly: And we are invited.

Riese: We’re invited.

Carly: I point out, Riese is invited and I’m appropriate gonna also occur to snarl up.

Riese: Yeah. No we’re both invited!

Carly: We’re both invited.

Riese: Jodi finds Tina, who is wasted.

Carly: Oh my god, she is out of her mind.

Riese: Wasted.

Carly: She is, love, leaning in thru the begin door of her vehicle to internet her phone, or one thing? I was very puzzled by what she used to be doing when Jodi came all over her. Nonetheless the point is she can’t power.

Riese: Just appropriate, and for some motive Jodi doesn’t need her to call a cab.

Carly: Successfully she can barely operate her phone to call a cab, so that’s handsome. And Jodi’s love, come on, appropriate might possibly be found in and sleep on the sofa. And Jodi’s so candy and wonderful and in fact extensive in all of this.

Riese: You know what else I noticed about this scene, Carly? How did Jodi know what Tina used to be announcing? It used to be sad, she used to be underneath the affect of alcohol, she used to be mumbling…

Carly: Perchance context clues?

Riese: When they web into the house, she’s normally no longer even going thru her, her mouth. I point out, it appropriate jogs my memory of what we talked about when we had Lianna on the snarl about how they really portray a deaf person’s capability to learn lips at a magical level, which is unrealistic and items if truth be told queer expectations.

Carly: Yeah, that’s trusty, it’s a terribly appropriate point.

Riese: Yeah, I mediate I’ve began to search files from it loads, which I obviously didn’t the first time I was staring at this. Nonetheless I noticed it loads — so yeah, so Jodi takes Tina interior to Bette’s house, that aged to be Bette and Tina’s house.

Carly: It aged to be her house also. And she or he has this 2d the attach you might possibly affirm the attach she’s love, “oh my god, I if truth be told acquire to internet out of right here, I don’t are searching to be right here, I’m able to no longer sleep on the sofa in the house I aged to reside in.”

Riese: She’s love, “does she know I aged to reside right here?”

Carly: Oh Tina. After which Jodi’s love, “alright, you might possibly additionally fair smooth at least drink some water first.” After which Bette gets up.

Riese: Bette looks to be like love she’s going to acquire an aneurism.

Carly: Yes, she does. Bette looks to be like love she is so puzzled by what she’s seeing, that it’s as if it’s no longer staunch. Manufacture you mediate that in that 2d Bette used to be love, “oh I fell asleep and right here’s a sinister dream?”

Riese: Yeah, or love, “I was dreaming about Tina and now Tina’s right here but Tina’s with Jodi.” It will likely be a queer dream that she would acquire.

Carly: That’s what her face looks to be like love.

Riese: Her veins are popping up.

Carly: She looks to be like incredulous, and so puzzled, and upset too? It’s appropriate so many emotions. I point out, extensive performing.

Riese: Huge performing, yeah. I point out it’s also love, Jodi’s this sort of first charge person and is so trusting of Bette that she’s love, “it doesn’t topic that Tina’s your ex, we’re gonna handle her, she’s our pal.” Which is dazzling, lesbians are love that loads, you know?

Carly: All the time, certain.

Riese: Nonetheless obviously Bette can no longer handle having both of them in the same body.

Carly: Yeah.

Riese: Or Tina on the sofa she doubtlessly helped take hold of.

Carly: Doubtlessly — successfully in fact, shimmering Bette, doubtlessly no longer.

Riese: Bette used to be doubtlessly a house decor cop, I bet.

Carly: She used to be love, “oh I already picked out a sofa, it’s being upholstered and might possibly additionally fair smooth be delivered in 3 to 6 weeks.” and Tina used to be love, “okaaay, I bet my sofa tips are out the window,” and throws her complete HD Buttercup catalogue trusty in the recycling bin.

Riese: That is wonderful.

Carly: I’m picturing it in my head! Precisely.

Riese: Oh boy, so Jodi gets her some bedding.

Carly: Yeah, she puts the blanket on her, is gonna internet her a pillow, and Jodi is so candy to Tina, and is so candy to Bette too, who left her at the event and used to be a dick to her. And I’m appropriate love, right here’s the 2d for staunch the attach I’m love, oh my god, Jodi, you might possibly enact so considerably greater than all of this shit, internet the fuck out of right here.

Riese: Just appropriate, yeah.

Carly: Bette does no longer love you.

Riese: Moreover, she said earlier than that she is normally in poly relationships, nonetheless it looks love she’s in a monogamous relationship because that’s what Bette desires, and that doesn’t appear love it’s working out if truth be told successfully.

Carly: It doesn’t.

Riese: You know?

Carly: Perchance they might additionally fair smooth are trying being in a poly relationship with Tina! Wouldn’t that be attention-grabbing as fuck?

Riese: Yeah, then there might possibly be any other complete love triangle thing.

Carly: Yeah.

Riese: You know? God, I’m able to by no manner factor in Jodi taking a stare at Tina and being love, slowly appropriate starting up to doze off, doubtlessly.

Carly: Completely. They might perhaps possibly no longer be any much less like minded. She’s love, “oh sorry I zoned out, were you talking?”

Riese: I was pondering drywall.

Carly: It’s extra attention-grabbing than you.

Riese: Yeah. And that’s the episode!

Carly: That’s the episode!

Riese: I cherished it!

Carly: That is a slightly huge episode. We internet the beginnings of starting up to stare what’s occurring with Adele. Jenny is paunchy bananas, tyrant at this point, appropriate if truth be told taking on a complete recent personality, and a complete recent persona. We bought the heavenly house event, and the pot brownies.

Riese: Yeah, which is one of my favourite scenes.

Carly: This sort of giant scene.

Riese: Within the history of The L Word. I feel love it’s basically the most joyous friendship scene ever.

Carly: It’s so heavenly. All of them stare love they’re if truth be told having relaxing. I ponder in the event that they really bought fucked up? Or in the event that they were appropriate performing. I point out, normally you might possibly be no longer fucked up on set…

Riese: Doubtlessly…

Carly: Nonetheless love, possibly they did, and they didn’t affirm somebody.

Riese: Nonetheless also, the friendships appropriate feel so legitimate in that scene.

Carly: Yeah. It also feels authentically unfamiliar, too.

Riese: Yeah, positively.

Carly: Delight in that house event, no topic it being paunchy of these queer straight actresses who had no concept what they had gotten themselves into, there used to be one thing very relatable about that event.

Riese: Yeah, there used to be.

Carly: It appropriate felt legitimate, and god it made me stream over striking out with guests and having events and fooling around together.

Riese: Yeah, yeah.

Carly: There’s one thing so special — I point out, although we were recording this episode and there used to be no longer a virulent illness that had saved us in our homes for 6 months, I mediate there’s a luscious thing to chat about right here, appropriate love unfamiliar pleasure and unfamiliar togetherness and unfamiliar community — and rarely the snarl gets that so trusty, and it’s so wonderful to stare, because we don’t normally. After which there’s loads extra representation, but a majority of these moments, these if truth be told legitimate community moments are smooth uncommon!

Riese: Yeah, because we no longer incessantly ever peer a complete community on TV or even in motion pictures, love it’s incessantly about a characters.

Carly: And right here’s no longer a complete community obviously, these are successfully off white cis lesbians in West Hollywood, in fictional West Hollywood, nonetheless it’s appropriate — I don’t know.

Riese: Nonetheless they smooth are, I point out, their jobs are smooth comparable to the roles our guests acquire.

Carly: Completely.

Riese: I point out, we’re no longer as successfully off as they are.

Carly: Yet!

Riese: Yeah, yet. Any minute now.

Carly: Just appropriate all the money that I ordered will snarl up.

Riese: Yeah, all the money — it’s been delayed, I bet, about a years, but sooner or later!

Carly: Successfully I ordered it with the U.S. Postal Service…

Riese: In some unspecified time in the future, I’ll acquire a financial savings tale .

Carly: Savings tale, that’s hilarious. Nonetheless then staring at this at this particular 2d in our lives…

Riese: It’s appropriate so unhappy.

Carly: It used to be very unhappy.

Riese: Yeah.

Carly: I didn’t build a question to it to invent me feel unhappy.

Riese: Yeah, and it’s love the event that we aged to chat about always, Glad Ass, that we might possibly fling to. I don’t know, there’s one thing very inform about whilst you occur to’re in a room of unfamiliar of us, dancing to both the songs that weren’t made for you, and the songs that positively were for you—

Carly: Uh huh…

Riese: I don’t know…

Carly: There’s appropriate these songs. love all americans knows that love—

Riese: That is one of them!

Carly: That is one of them. And in addition, I’d boom whilst you occur to might possibly be in a neighborhood of unfamiliar of us, and you hear the hole bass line to “Dancing on My Win,” the “dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh”

Riese: Yes! Uh huh!

Carly: I appropriate bought chills, severely, because I haven’t left my house in see you later. Nonetheless that feeling of being in a neighborhood of of us when the track comes on, and all americans feels it? And there’s one thing about when it’s a neighborhood of unfamiliar of us, it’s appropriate basically the most magical thing. I’m in a crowd and I’m frustrated and it’s previous my bedtime — I don’t care about that anymore.

Riese: And I’m already getting a headache from difficult alcohol.

Carly: Precisely. Delight in, I’m no longer excessive adequate for this…

Riese: Yeah.

Carly: You’re appropriate love, fuck it.

Riese: “I Are searching to Dance with Any individual” too, is any other one—

Carly: Oh god, that one. It’s all the wonderful hits from the A-Camp dance, if truth be told.

Riese: It’s far!

Carly: There were songs that I conducted each and each dance — I had to, because they were our songs.

Riese: Yeah, yep. God… I stream over the enviornment. It’s going to be a truly lengthy time—

Carly: It’s going to be a truly lengthy time earlier than we enact anything love that, yeah.

Riese: It’s so unhappy.

Carly: I know. I didn’t mediate I cared about that stuff, because for this sort of very lengthy time, I was love, I’m old faculty, I don’t are searching to fling anyplace.

Riese: Yeah…

Carly: Nonetheless love, in most up-to-date years, I’ve long gone to Glad Astrology, and I’ve had if truth be told appropriate times there. After which I’ve also had nights the attach I’m love, why did I leave my house? I appropriate are searching to fling house, because I’m an old faculty cranky person. Nonetheless now, I’m love, I are searching to be out in a bar, in a club with all my guests, screaming alongside to no topic is playing, and we’re sweaty and bumping into one any other, it’s extensive.

Riese: I feel love there’s loads of experiences the attach, as you’re having them, you’re love, I don’t are searching to take this for granted. Delight in you’re in school, love — of us that no doubt love their college, and they really feel love — you know what I point out? Nonetheless they really came all over house there, and they came all over their community or no topic. And in addition you know this is able to possibly also be over, you don’t are searching to take it for granted, you know. You’re in a brand recent relationship and are love, “don’t take this recent vitality for granted.” And even having money for a minute, you’re love, “don’t take this for granted, it might perhaps possibly possibly additionally fair no longer closing.” Nonetheless the skills — you’ve by no manner been to a club or long gone to a dance event, and concept, “don’t take this for granted, it’s by no manner going to occur again.”

Carly: No, by no manner.

Riese: No, obviously I took it for granted!

Carly: Clearly I did! I was normally love, I don’t are searching to goooo.

Riese: I know, I was love, I don’t know if I if truth be told are searching to fling… I point out, one all any other time it used to be unsightly!

Carly: Just appropriate!

Riese: Grisly!

Carly: Yeah!

Riese: Recede!

Carly: Nonetheless then, the one time it’d be love—

Riese: Nonetheless one all any other time, it used to be extensive.

Carly: Magical.

Riese: Yeah, and that’s what saved you coming lend a hand.

Carly: Yep.

Riese: Oh man, and Destroy of day Denbow coming in used to be droll.

Carly: Oh, it’s even funnier now, appropriate with the passage of time. So right here’s a giant episode, we fancy this episode.

Riese: Yeah we fancy this episode so noteworthy.

Carly: It used to be so wonderful having Zeke right here with us, unhappy he couldn’t lift out the episode with us!

Riese: I know, me too!

Carly: I’m going to enact his plugs staunch snappily for him.

Riese: Yeah.

Carly: His Twitter and Instagram handle is @zekerchief.

Riese: That’s heavenly!

Carly: Delight in handkerchief, nonetheless it’s Zeke. And, he’s wonderful and you might possibly additionally fair smooth follow him. And in addition, a reminder that he’s in the Disclosure documentary, which now we acquire talked about loads, and it’s on Netflix, and whilst you occur to haven’t viewed it, you might possibly additionally fair smooth peer it.

Riese: You would possibly perhaps.

Carly: And whilst you occur to can acquire viewed it, you might possibly additionally fair smooth rewatch it, since it’s extensive. Just appropriate give it any other stare-peer. One other dinky play on the old fashioned Netflix.

Riese: Mhmm. He also wrote — because I was taking a stare into the Survivor thing the day earlier than at present time, because I don’t discover Survivor, so I wasn’t gorgeous wide awake of it. And he had a terribly nice essay in The Hollywood Reporter about all the skills that you just might possibly additionally fair smooth Google and learn.

Carly: Oh, incredible.

Riese: It’s if truth be told appropriate.

Carly: Zeke’s extensive.

Riese: Yeah.

Carly: Zeke, thanks for becoming a member of us at present time!

Riese: Zeke, thanks so noteworthy!

Carly: You’re wonderful.

Riese: We stream over you already, we’re so inflamed for the pool!

Carly: Can’t await the pool event, we’re if truth be told taking a stare forward to it. Thanks so noteworthy for being attentive to To L and Abet. Possibilities are you’ll possibly acquire us on social media over on Instagram and Twitter. We’re @tolandback. Possibilities are you’ll possibly additionally electronic mail us at: tolandbackcast@gmail.com. And don’t neglect, now we acquire a hotline! Possibilities are you’ll possibly give us a call and leave a message, it’s 971-217-6130. We’ve also bought merch, which you might possibly acquire at store.autostraddle.com. There’s stickers, there’s shirts, including a Bette Porter 2020 shirt, which is shapely wonderful. Our theme track is by Be Steadwell, our tag is by Carra Sykes. And this podcast used to be produced, edited, and mixed by Lauren Klein. Possibilities are you’ll possibly acquire me on social, I’m @carlytron. Riese is @autowin. Autostraddle is @autostraddle. And obviously, Autostraddle.com, the motive we are all right here at present time.

Riese: Autostraddle.com!

Carly: Alright, and lastly, it’s time for our L words. That is the segment of the snarl the attach we stop things by concurrently shouting out a random L note. In most cases these acquire dinky to no relevance to anything we appropriate recapped. Adequate, Riese, you ready?

Riese: Adequate. One, two, three: Lollipop

Carly: LA Sparks — what did you boom?

Riese: Lollipop, it’s a candy that they give you in formative years’s motion pictures.

Carly: Oh, that’s relaxing! I’ve by no manner heard of that earlier than.

Riese: Yeah. There used to be a ship known as The Gorgeous Ship Lollipop, and lollipops are named after it.

Carly: Oh!

Riese: On tale of that’s the ship that invented it. The ship invented lollipops.

Carly: Wait if truth be told?

Riese: No.

Carly: Possibilities are you’ll possibly additionally fair acquire said certain, and I’d be love, “did you guys know that?!” And I’d acquire had a paunchy misinformation marketing and marketing campaign I was going out with. I said LA Sparks, my favourite WNBA team, appropriate continuing on Season 5 of The L Word, me talking about the WNBA each and every episode. They’re playing if truth be told extensive! And Candace Parker is de facto an MVP conversation, and I feel love of us aren’t talking about The Sparks adequate. All americans’s talking about Seattle, which is dazzling, Seattle’s very appropriate. Oh, Zeke texted me, “hiya appropriate bought the vitality lend a hand!” Thanks for being attentive to any other installment of To L and Abet.

Riese: Thanks for listening.

Carly: We love you!

Riese: we fancy you!

Carly: Yayyy!

Riese: Although we don’t know you.

Carly: We don’t know you, but whilst you occur to’re being attentive to this, we fancy you. Adequate, bye!

Riese: Bye!

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